| PlayStation Non-Review | |
| Category | Eurocrud |
| Players | Not Us |
| Difficulty | N/A |
| Review Date | 8/98 |
| Publisher | Psygnosis |
by Duke
We at Game Revolution promised that we wouldn't cover the Spice World game. We are men (and women) of our word, and so there is no review here. No information about the game.
In fact, we hereby deny the existence of the Spice World game. We also deny the existence of the Spice Girls themselves. The alternative is simply too frightening.
If they actually did exist, our religion would declare this to be the 4th sign of the Apocalypse. If the game existed, it would certainly be a bad game, suitable only for experimenting on death-row inmates and subscribers of Tiger Beat (the journal of pure evil).
Is this biased? Well, of course it is. Bias can be a good thing, and a powerful tool. We can use it to make our lives and our society better.
The big media companies think they can shove any damn thing down our throats because they have us trained to swallow. Well I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!
We urge our readers to join us by taking a stand in the name of good taste.
| Revolution Report Card |
| S |
| (S)kanky (S)marmy (S)picy Tell me it's not true. Please tell me it's not true! |
