Awww... puddy tat fall down, go BOOM!
It's been years now since I saw the fabled, quarter-hungry Street Fighter
first appear. From its throne of honor in the corner of the local Pizza Hut,
it began a worldwide craze for fighting games. Since then, how many different
fighting games have come out? 200? By now, there must be nearly 100 different
permutations of the Street Fighter
name alone (Take that, Street Fighter
2 Alpha Goku Turbo Extreme!
). Capcom is so inspirational.
Over the years, innovations in the genre have occured in little baby steps.
A new combo system here, 3D graphics there, and then occasionally someone tries
to add full freedom of movement to the fighting arena. However, while combos
and 3D graphics have been standardized by games like Tekken
, arena fighting just hasn't caught on big, even with flashy titles
In my opinion, it all comes down to control. It's just easier to punch, kick,
throw, and pull off super-gamma-ultra-power-limit-x-mega moves when your character
automatically faces the enemy.
And so we come to Boombots
, a new arena combat game (bet you didn't
see that coming) and one of the strangest fighting games to come out in a long
time. Or ever. Perhaps the strangest thing about Boombots
is that the
best part of the game isn't the game. It's the movies.
Welcome to the year 15 million billion, when alien cats have taken over the
world. Or they're about to. Or something. It's actually not quite clear, and
it not really important, because here to rescue the Earth are the Boombots
These intrepid combatants are the invention of the more-than-somewhat-mad Dr.
The wacky cast includes such unique robots as Boomer (leader of the Boombots),
Chicky Boom (obligatory female), Hans - Texas Walker (Yeeehaw!), Pittsburg (big
n' slow), and Moby Tank (Oklahoma militia). Of course, I just couldn't leave
out Le Chip: "The French harnessed the power of Jerry Lewis, injected it into
a mechanical monkey and Le Chip was born." Add five hidden characters for a
total of 15 totally deranged entries.
In their mission across space to defeat the alien cat king, the Boombots will
have to do battle with... no, not alien cats... other Boombots! Although they
are painted different colors, you only fight against your fellow bots. The alien
cats are really just in the movies that you get to see in-between each round
of combat. In fact, the whole.. err... 'plot' is really just an excuse to justify
the claymation movies, and they are worth it.
is the latest creation from the animation geniuses at 'the
Neverhood', the folks who brought us the
However, unlike those other great titles (which also had great movies), the
unique claymation shorts are by far the best part of Boombots
. The bizarre
antics of the Boombots, the green alien cats, and one particular flatulent housekitty
will have you in stitches.
there aren't that many movies, and since they play in between each bout, you
only have to play through the game once to see all of them. After that, all
you're left with is the game...
...which isn't that great. The fighting itself is actually not too bad. It
has been simplified a bit to allow for the extra controls of running around
the arena and jumping. Each Boombot has missiles, machine guns, and some throw
moves for close-in work. Blocking a missile actually reflects it back at your
opponent, leading to some deadly games of tennis.
The big problem is the graphics, which are grainy and choppy at best. It's
a real shame to keep going back and forth between the fantastic looking animated
bots and the clunky lo-res polygonal bots in the actual game.
Finally, as a last insult, if you spend the time and beat the whole game flawlessly,
you are awarded with... no, not a new fantastic claymation movie... a movie
of the developers in their offices acting goofy. Very disappointing. Sorry guys,
I just don't really care about your little home movies, and I don't want your
mom to show me your baby pictures, either.
And that's about it for Boombots
yet another arena fighter
that won't advance the genre at all. I actually recommend this one as a rental,
since the fighting isn't that bad and it's worth checking out just for the movies.
But for god's sake, don't buy it - you'll never get more than a few days of
amusement out of the Boombots.