Meesa so happy you read meesa's review.
Hello.
Meesa Jar Jar Binks. Meesa no think there be enough Jar Jar in Menace Phantom
movie. Meesa know that youssa love meesa and want meesa around all de time. Who
cares that Meesa is offensive to some people? Meesa have a right to be. Meesa
even have Jedi friend who kick your assa if hurt meesa. Meesa introduce Star
Wars: Episode One Racer to youssa. Meesa no like name of game. Meesa tink
that game should be called Jar Jar Racer because meesa so popular. Meesa
like to take time to sing song about meesa. You like song. It goes like . . .
AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
(Suddenly, Sebulba jumps from out of nowhere and tears Jar Jar's floppy ears
off and drags him away into the darkness . . . And there was much rejoicing.)
Thanks, Sebulba. By now, all
of you readers have experienced the new Star Wars movie in some fashion
or another. From beach towels to coffee mugs, from toothpaste to Legos,
Star Wars is everywhere. So, it comes as little surprise that the movie
would spawn not one, but two video games (the other being Star
Wars: The Phantom Menace.)
In Star Wars: Episode One Racer, we see the dark underbelly of the Republic
take form in the numerous pod racing leagues around the galaxy. For those of
you who haven't seen the movie (all two of you), one of the best scenes involves
the nine-year old Anakin in a deadly high speed race, piloting the Star Wars
equivalent of a roman chariot. Gee, I didn't get to risk my life like that till
I was twelve . . .
As hinted at in the movie, many other planets in the Republic condone pod
racing for gambling purposes. It's your job to take on the role of one of the
podracers, some of which were in the film. As in any racing game, the goal is
to come in first. Placing in the top three gets you money, which can then be
used to upgrade your pod. Not surprisingly, the tracks are broken into three
groups: amateur, semi-pro, and Galactic. Unfortunately, you never get to race
Ben Hur . . .
The graphics in Racer are clean and crisp. They should be, since the
game requires a 3D Accelerator card. There are at least 21 racers in the game,
each with their own pod. On top of that, there are 25 different tracks, each
one different - not just mirrors of each other. Even with all this, the framerate
is impressive. You really get the sense of speed with Racer as you zoom
through canyons and over volcanoes. But the graphics really shine when it comes
to the full motion video (FMV).
This is one of the few times
when I can honestly say that the FMV helped the grade significantly. Despite
only being able to see a few planets in the new movie, the Star Wars
universe is full of other places. Of course, this also allows the designers
to use artistic license and just make up a couple of planets. In either case,
the FMV at the beginning of every race fleshes out the universe and adds to
the immersion of the game.
The sound is also fantastic. From the taunts, screams, and mumbles of the
other racers to the great rendition of the bar music from the first Star
Wars movie sung by Watto (the junkyard dealer), the music is authentic.
If it's one thing the folks at LucasArts know how to do, it's sound.
The one major drawback that pulls the grade down is the lack of a multiplayer.
While you can play against your friends on a LAN, how many gamers really have
access to a LAN? Why in the world didn't LucasArts include some sort of Internet
multiplayer? Apparently, the problems arise from latency issues, though these
should have been dealt with before releasing the game. I'm sure Star Wars
fans would love to set up pod racing leagues online. You just have to wonder
what these folks are thinking sometimes.
All in all, Star Wars: Episode One Racer is a pretty good game. With fast action and neat FMV, it's sure to entertain most Star Wars fans. The lack of any Internet playability is very disappointing and hurts the replay value of the game. On the plus side, however, they didn't have Jar Jar in the game, and for that, I thank them.
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