No arms? No legs? No problem.
Don't you just hate those days when Robo-Pirates come from deep space and ruin
your best outfit? Don't you hate it when they're intensely determined to enslave
all of your Teensie and Globox friends? And doesn't it just irk you when those
same inconsiderate jerks break the heart of the world you live in, shatter its
primordial core into 800 pieces, and steal away all of your powers? Well, that's
just the beginning of Rayman's bad day, and now he's flippin' his lid like he's
gone cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
is the latest 3D platformer from Ubi Soft.
It stars that second string, college mascot-looking Rayman in an adventure to
save the world from… you guessed it, the Robo-Pirates of deep space.
You, of course, are Rayman, that funky little yellow guy made up of a torso,
a head, hands, and feet. The bad news is that he's got no arms, no legs, and
hell, I'm not even sure that there's really a torso in that little purple shirt
of his. The good news, though, is that his hair is just the right size, has
the perfect shape, and the precise amount of mousse to act as a propeller, giving
him the power to hover around like a helicopter.
Another bonus is that he has the ability to generate energy balls in his hands
and hurl them at the baddies. Hopefully, these powers will be enough to get
Rayman through the 50+ levels of sheer robotic madness. Jeebus, that's worse
than being forced to watch a Real World
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to collect the 800 pieces
of the primordial core that are scattered among the levels. These fragments
of the core are known as "lums" and look a lot like little fireflies. As the
game progresses, a certain amount of lums are needed to unlock the levels and
eventually destroy the Robo- Pirates.
While the PSX version doesn't look quite as good as the Dreamcast
, it isn't expected to. The graphics are still pretty good with a
decent framerate and clean textures.
environments in R2: TGE
are fun. Ranging from the eerie to the comical,
they create a cool world that is fun to explore. The enemies also have a very
creative flair. Admiral Razorbeard, flying Zombie Chickens, and the other bizarre
creatures that the programmers pulled out of Darwin's grab bag will have you
dying with laughter.
Rayman's path isn't an easy one and often he is forced to discover alternative
modes of transportation. You'll find yourself water-skiing, swimming, and even
rocketback riding on your travels to save the world. Being a hero is tough,
's control is responsive and smooth, making it easy to navigate
the levels. However, my biggest gripe is that the camera isn't always friendly.
Quite often you'll find yourself taking leaps of faith, just hoping that you'll
land where you need to be. Grab all the rabbit's feet and four-leaf clovers
you can because it's all up to lady luck to save your ass. (errr...does Rayman
even have an ass?
Like most platformers, R2: TGE
can be quite challenging at times. Learning
the intricacies of each level or finding the rhythm for a series of jumps will
easily use up several of your infinite lives. Even the bonus levels are nearly
impossible. For the most part, though, some good old-fashioned persistence will
get you far and leave you with a great sense of accomplishment at the end.
Rayman 2: The Great Escape
is another 3D platformer competing for your
hard earned bucks. This game brings cool level design, silly characters, and
some really challenging levels to the table, but in the end, it's just a different
cut of the same platformer meat. If you liked the first Rayman
you'll definitely want to see the next chapter in his adventure.