I call this one, "Review."
How many of you would prefer it if you walked into a store and saw a bag of
"Food" or a box of "Drink" on the shelves, or perhaps the people and pets you
know had signs on them such as "Man" or "Woman" or "Child" or "Cat?" Wouldn't
you, like most people, prefer that things and people be referred to by their
individual names, such as "Rick" or "Jane" or "Pubert" or "Dr. Fluffenheimer?"
Yeah, I would too, which is why it struck me as odd that Raven Software made
an expansion pack to their excellent Star
Trek Voyager: Elite Force
that is named simply "Expansion Pack."
Perhaps there isn't much in a name - the "cat" mentioned above is
probably unaware of his college degree - but with a product this insipid the
name says it all.
, which hopefully most people reading this review have played,
was an excellent riff on both Star Trek
that successfully endeavored to give us what we always wanted from
the Star Trek
license. Specifically, for once a Star Trek
didn't both suck and blow
and it took its inspiration equally from "we come in peace!" and "psst... shoot
to kill, men!" It was involving, interactive, brilliantly realized, and entirely
This generic expansion pack, conversely, is basically overpriced nothing. I
don't say that to be cruel - it's actually rather well-produced nothing - but
there is so very little of it.
Since Elite Force
was based on the Quake
engine, its strength is in its single player game. Not to degrade the
game's multi-player aspect, but solid as it may have been, it was essentially
just Star Trek Quake 3
, something the designers got for free with
the engine and not something that was a result of the ingenuity of the developers.
, ignoring that simple fact, gives players a good number
of new multiplayer maps and modes, but serves up very little on the single-player
side of things. While the new multi-player content is entertaining, most players
will be briefly amused and then return to more involved fare such as Unreal
or Tribes 2
. By yourself, however,
you are now able to wander through the Voyager and, to a limited degree, interact
with the crew and run errands (and a sort of treasure hunt).
For Voyager aficionados, having a "Virtual Voyager" may be a geeky pleasure,
but for the rest of Elite Force
's fans (who were drawn to the game for
its decidedly action-oriented charms and relative lack of techno-babble) the
Virtual Voyager gets very old very fast.
A small saving grace is that there are a few short single player missions available
through the use of the onboard holodeck. While none of these missions are particularly
well-designed, one of them at least takes place in one of the farcical "Captain
Proton" programs that provided comic relief in the show, as well as a loving
homage to Buck Rogers
and similar serials. Unfortunately, once the geeky
nostalgic charm wears off, even the Captain Proton mission isn't anything but
frustrating. Expanding the meager mass of little is a lackluster target range
and "Tranquil Garden" to explore.
was great fun because of its strong single player action,
story and gameplay. The Expansion Pack
gives you next to nothing to extend
that and decidedly shoots itself when the only missions you do get don't matter
at all because they're just a great deal of light and sound within a larger
context of light and sound, and that is just one too many levels of abstraction
to be fun.