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Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Procedurally Generated Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover.
- Randomly generated stealth levels
- Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
- Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
- Tons of crafty gadgets to master
- Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
- Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game’s strange setting
- Secrets to find, hidden content to unlock
- Controller support
- The year’s most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!
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