Don’t cross the platforms.

Doomed to a vague release date?

It’s like moving out all over again.

Again!

Let me rip and tear!

Don’t pass on this game.

Too tough?

Play OG Doom in the latest Doom.

The ultimate weapon.

How much Doom do you need?

Praise the sun!

Get some!

Needs more tear-aflops.

These shirts probably won’t rip and tear.

Your mission, should you accept it, is to read this guide.

Rarer than toilet roll.

With unlimited ammo comes unlimited power.

Play Doom, then resume.

Looking fab, Doomguy!

Slayers, start your chainsaws!