Gotta click ’em all!

Let’s-a go!

The power of the djinn.

Support will continue as long as there is demand.

Nintendo did not adapt to touch screen gaming, the industry adapted to Nintendo.

Size doesn’t always matter.

We must protect these precious boys.

New Nintendo Switch Micro-Lite 4K.

Not the most delayed game, but the most frequently set aside for dumb reasons. Like milking.

Starting today, you can play old school classics like Super Mario 64 on your Wii U.

While form factor isn’t everything, a stylish and sleek design can sure go a long, long way.

The first part of what no one hopes will become a series.

WATCH OUT FOR MY BUTT!   "Because you're whiny little bastards and Santa hates you," I told my kids when they asked me why I got them licensed garbage for Christmas.     HEADS UP!…

One of the greatest games of all time getting blocked out.

Oh look at that, I’ve been impaled.

Well they didn’t do it voluntarily. I did it for them because I’m helpful like that.

The spiral on my Dreamcast shirt is now super symbolic.

The tax rate goes up tomorrow and everyone’s waiting to see the impact. Will the recession of 1997 repeat itself?

Get your fill of online Mario Kart Wii while you still can! Fortunately the 8th entry is right around the corner.

Dat cel-shaded look. I would totally play this. Isn’t the Source engine dated enough to run on a 3DS?