LATEST FEATURESBAMF BABES #6: The Boss
"One must die and one must live. No victory, no defeat. The survivor will carry on the fight. It is our destiny... The one who survives will inherit the title of Boss. And the one who inherits the title of Boss will face an existence of endless battle."
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I'll prove it. Tails the two-tailed fox is an annoying tag-along. Knuckles
is a red, climbing Sonic. Robotnik has been eating too many Krispy Kremes. Amy
is the ultra-annoying and obsessive Sonic stalker. Mecha-Sonic is a robotic,
evil Sonic. And Big the Cat is, well… big and fat.
Sonic Adventure 2 (SA2) continues the trend by introducing two
new characters: Shadow, the quintessential anti-Sonic, and Rouge, an annoying
bat with breasts. Sorry folks - no new fat characters. I know, I know - big
Instead, this game is thoroughly fat, stuffed with extended play goals and
mini games. Plus plenty of beautiful eye candy that must have been heavy on
the calories. Too bad SA2 could use some weight loss in favor of such
blatant problems as camera, game flow, and story.
The plot is classic Sonic. Robotnik, while searching the remnants of his grandfather's
laboratory, uncovers Shadow the Hedgehog. Together, the two conspire to unleash
the Eclipse Cannon - a weapon of mass destruction. Apparently the government
is color blind, and arrests Sonic for Shadow's nefarious hijinks.
The game allows you to join the path of light or fall to the dark side, by
selecting either the Hero or Evil quests. Help Sonic, Knuckles and Tails get
to the bottom of Robotnik's schemes or try to take over the world with Robotnik,
Shadow and Rouge. A very cool choice, but it would have been even better if
a choose-your-own story a la Guardian Heroes
method was used. Instead, the level progression is stictly linear for the two
Storywise, Sonic games have come only a little ways from: 1) Robotnik bad
2) Sonic good 3) Finish the game and get an image of Sonic pointing at you.
Despite the huge game, the story is still simple and barely picks up at the
end. Yes - it is an action game, but if they are attempting to do a more compelling
story, they should follow through on it.
flow of the game gets rid of the "adventure" element from the first Sonic
Adventure (SA), opting for a level-to-level rhythm that truer to
the nature of a Sonic game. Unfortunately, this rhythm is a staccato beat due
to the forced switching of characters between levels. The choosing of one character
and then sticking to that character in the original SA works out much
better then jumping from one creature to the next in SA2. Fix one thing
only to break another.
Each set of characters has a different style of gameplay. Robotnik rides his
classic eggpod and Tails jets around in his Valkyrie-esque robot-plane. The
"shoot-anything-and-everything-that-moves" control for these two characters
is similar to Gamma from SA. Knuckles and Rouge must search for emeralds,
utilizing their flying and wall climbing abilities. And Sonic and Shadow run
damn fast. Control is kept relatively simple and is easy to pick up.
Different gameplay styles? I'm all for that. But there's something about zooming
through a beautiful designed Sonic level, only to follow up with a plodding
Knuckles level. Perhaps it's the stark contrasts between play styles that make
the non-Sonic levels a mite irritating. Or maybe it's the fact that the Sonic
levels are just heads and tails better than those of his compatriots. The game
is named Sonic Adventure 2, remember?
That isn't to say that the non-Sonic levels aren't any good. Taken in and
of themselves, there are some bright spots. The best Tails/Robotnik stages play
like a well strung together twitch-shooter on rails. And the Knuckles/Rouge
stages are just incredibly huge. Plus there are upgrades for your characters
that will allow them to uncover new secrets.
The Knuckles/Rouge stages suffer from a narrow-minded emerald detection meter.
The meter only indicates the nearby emeralds in a certain order. You might be
able to accidentally stumble upon an emerald, but your meter only tells you
where the "next" one is. Annoying when you consider that the levels
are still time-based.
The Sonic/Shadow levels are well designed, fast, and play like the original
game. They've brought in some classic obstacles, like the renowned loop de loop
and cyclone tubes. Then there are some new inventions fit for a three-dimensional
world, such as 6-way gravity, miniature planets, and the oft-mentioned rail
grinding: Jump onto a rail, and slide down Jet
The "smart" camera is designed around the idea that what you see on screen
is where you should go. For example, Sonic is supposed to turn left at the corner.
Once you reach the corner, said camera will whip around to give you a view of
your left. That sounds all fine and dandy in theory, but the reality proves
There are moments where the camera (in stints of foolishness) will get stuck
behind objects or point you astray. There isn't even a first person look-around
to help you figure out your surroundings. Worst of all, sometimes the camera
spins around in such a way that you'll be veering towards doom withour realizing.
The camera works decently in the linear-style Sonic levels, but more camera
control is needed for a Knuckles level.
game is chock full of extras and extended play features. 180 goals to complete
is nothing to thumb your nose at. There's a also nifty 2-player mode where you
can pit good/evil character sets against one another. The additional kart racing
game didn't do anything for me and seemed unnecessary.
Still want more? The Chao Adventures 2 game on the VMU is more virtual
pet antics, with an injection of neurotic humor. The stories on your VMU showcase
little stories about your Chao; everything from his voyeuristic camera tendencies
to his experiments with tin foil. And you can even shape the moral tendencies
of your Chao in the Chao Garden, like a lightweight Black
The graphics are sweet, sweet eye-crack, even more (blast) processed and refined
than the original. Levels have sharp, photographic textures and everything runs
at a silky 60 FPS. The characters look and animate beautifully. Shadow runs
like he's effortlessly skating. And best of all, you have to see how Robotnik
runs about in the Chao Garden. Funnier still is how he looks when he runs at
a tree just right. I'll leave it at that.
I wasn't a big fan of SA's musical themes, but I liked the kitsch value
of those odd 80's J-pop songs done by groups with limited English. With SA2,
the characters still have themes, but thankfully, a more understated approach
is taken. What you get is a mix of good to above-decent tunes.
The English voices for the characters are crap. Change them to Japanese. 'Nuff
In the end, I liked Sonic Adventure 2, but it could have been even
better. If only they balanced it with a touch more quality in a couple areas
in exchange for all the quantity. But grievances like this don't take away enough
to ruin the game. There are these beautiful moments where everything seems to
be just right. Where the fastest, most arrogant hedgehog leaves a blue streak
through a technicolor world. And I am a wide-eyed boy again, tagging along for
Revolution report card
+ Sonic levels
+ Processed, refined eye-crack
+ 180 goals = lots of play
- Baka BAKA (stupid STUPID) camera
- Limited story
- Flow of the game
- Bad voices
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