This meat can’t beat its last feat.

The First Samurai, but the last DLC.

Cyberpunk 2077 review for PC.  Cyberpunk 2077 is not what CD Projekt Red wanted it to be. Never before has a game so clearly defined the over-ambitiousness of the gaming industry, with it so laboriously stuffed with content that it’s quite literally bursting at the seams. Everywhere you look in Night City there’s evidence of a […]

Eternally stuck in last place of all the Doom Eternal ports.

A terrible new beginning.

The Meh-gend of Zelda.

God fallen.

Aimless.

Killer battlefield.

From hell’s heart.

Happy sack.

Observer or observed?

Fuser review for PS4, Xbox One, PC, and Nintendo Switch. Do you remember The Outdoors? It was something that existed in the not-too-distant past, before we argued over whether we should wear masks or sentence our grandparents to death. Fuser reminds me of what The Outdoors was like — specifically, the variation of The Outdoors that I avoided. The […]

Don’t slow down, you gonna crash.

So what are Bugsnax, anyway?

Damned to Helheim.

Astro’s Playroom review for PS5. Nintendo has Mario, Sega has Sonic, Microsoft has Master Chief, but Sony never really latched onto a single character to represent its brand (no, Toro and Polygon Guy don’t count). This changed when Sony embraced Astro Bot as the pseudo-mascot of the PSVR, and he quickly became a fan favorite. […]

“You’re the best of all of us, Miles.”

Bringing Pikmin to a new generation of gamers.

The Dragonfish of Yokohama.