Porn Site Bringing XXX to the Xbox 360

October 2, 2012

So… uh… I don't have a good explanation how I know this… but XXX site YouPorn has announced that it is now available on the Xbox 360.

This doesn't mean porn is coming to the Xbox 360 dashboard as an app, but YouPorn decided to take advantage of the addition on Internet Explorer being added to the Xbox 360 in the Fall 2012 Xbox Live Update Public Beta, which allows you to view YouPorn or any other website for that matter.

This is one time I actually want something to be Kinect compatible, so that I can keep my hands free.

YouPorn even offers tips for Xbox masturbators, telling them to pick up a wireless USB keyboard for faster typing. I've got a tip too: Be careful not to get your controller too sticky, they're expensive to replace. Oh, and just fucking go to YouPorn on your computer. Save the Xbox for gaming.

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