Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee Review

Godzilla Vs. The GameCube.

As a kid sitting in a public school classroom, I had these recurring daydreams

where I’d turn into a monster and destroy stuff. One was that I would suddenly

turn into the dragon-man from Sega’s Altered Beast and destroy everything

around me in a burst of lightning and then fly away to destroy whatever else I

felt like destroying. The other was that I might turn into Godzilla and kill some

monster threatening my current crush. [Congratulations, Joe – you win the Nerdiest

Introduction of 2002 Award! – Ed.]

Alas,

this dream had nearly passed…and then Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee

came out, and the dream was reborn. While this game could definitely stand a

little more love for everyone’s favorite radioactive lizard, it does satisfy

thanks to one of the coolest licenses ever. It’s just a shame that the final

product isn’t some sort of rough draft and that the better version isn’t due

in stores in a couple months.

The story begins with those annoying

Martians (you know, the ones who were vulnerable to fire-alarms) attempting

to subjugate Earth by taking control of all the monsters on Monster Island.

And then, the story ends. It picks up again at the end of the game with the

Martians fleeing in their spaceships, cursing the monster that eluded their

mind-control and whupped every other monster’s ass. There you have the entire

story arc of Adventure Mode, the single player mode that allegedly has a story-line

and through which you unlock all the levels and monsters.

While Godzilla movies weren’t known for their intricate plots or character

development, they were over-the-top and had tons of character. Godzilla:

DAMM misses this and sets up the fights without any context or cinematics

or story, or any other nerdy details that a fan like myself might enjoy. Where

are Mothra’s singing midget girls? What

about some underwater

battles? The time spent on setting up the battles and giving them relevance

beyond the bare bones “Get ready to kick some monster ass!” is pretty much zero.

While Godzilla: DAMM includes Godzilla, it is not Godzilla.

The battle mechanics are entertaining but shallow. There’s a punch button, a kick button, and another miscellaneous attack button (which is usually for tail attacks or some other harder, slower attack). Jamming on any of the buttons results in a combo, and holding the analog stick in a given direction affects the nature of the attack (say, a hammer-fist as opposed to an uppercut in cases where the punch button is depressed). There are also buttons for blocking, ducking, running, and jumping, and each have their uses.

There’s also a projectile button, which when held and released charges and

fires a monster’s projectile attack, and when tapped unleashes a devastating,

energy-consuming attack. Also, every monster has the ability to pick up certain

buildings and hurl them at their foes. Players can also hurl opposing monsters

into buildings, resulting in damage to the monster and the destruction of the

building.

However, the environments could have been even more interactive and the visual

destruction even more impressive. For example, if a monster is hurled into a

building, the building appears unaltered until moments later when it crumbles.

Buildings don’t fall into other buildings, no buildings become towering infernos,

and no monsters get buried under debris. However, as the match progresses, the

cities (including Tokyo, London, San Francisco and others) become more and more

decimated. As cities get destroyed, the military becomes more aggressive, but

their assault never seems to measure up to the damage meted out and the tanks

and choppers never become more than a nuisance.

The

gameplay is generally well implemented, especially as far as Godzilla himself

is concerned. None of the other monsters seem as balanced or fun to play; but

then, Godzilla is also a way cooler character than Megalon or King Ghidora or

Rodan. The problem here is that the control scheme for every monster is identical,

whereas the monsters are extremely different. The scheme fits Godzilla perfectly

with his punches and kicks and flame breath, but seems out of touch with characters

like King Ghidora or Rodan who rely on flying attacks and breath attacks.

The melee aspect of Godzilla is enjoyable, but a little too slow to

entertain a party of people. The rounds tend to be long and the action repetitive.

The game specifically lacks a certain ‘oomph’, which could be made up for by

more explosive special attacks.

For example, there are icons that can be grabbed by players to bolster health,

energy, Mothra (Mothra attacks everyone but the person who grabbed the icon)

and Rage. These rage attacks should be pure insanity, yet they are basically

attacks that affect everything within a certain radius of the player for moderate

damage. Godzilla emits a shockwave, which looks boring, doesn’t hurt much, and

doesn’t seem based on anything in any Godzilla movie ever. These Rage attacks

should be twice as powerful, twice as cool looking, and twice as frequent to

keep a good melee snappin’.

The graphics aren’t great. The monsters look halfway decent (Godzilla 2000

looks the best), but are weakly textured and suffer from mediocre animations.

The cities all look the same, the collapsing buildings look awful, and there

aren’t enough flashing lights and explosions. However, most of the breath attacks

look cool and the hit detection is generally better than average, which lends

a convincing appearance to most of the fights.

The game’s sound is equally mediocre. The creature roars are spot-on and creepy,

but the awesome, original Godzilla theme is

absent and the sound effects are generally weak.

While Godzilla may be the King of the Monsters, Godzilla: DAMM is not

the King of the Video Games. But every awesome, absent detail aside, Godzilla

is in this game and he is fun to play. If you can overlook the fact that the

developers don’t love Godzilla as much as you do, then you can easily spend

several enjoyable hours with Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee.