The game that time forgot. Review

Ben Silverman
Adventure Pinball: Forgotten Island Info


  • N/A


  • 1 - 4


  • Electronic Arts


  • Digital Extremes

Release Date

  • 12/31/1969
  • Out Now


  • PC


The game that time forgot.

Most paleontologists believe in the Alvarez Asteroid Impact Theory, which claims

that a giant runaway rock caused the extinction of the dinosaurs. Others point

to the Volcano/Greenhouse Gas Theory, which suggests that a large volcanic eruption

had eroded the ozone layer, leading to a devastating greenhouse effect. A select

few even subscribe to the Arctic Ocean Spillover Theory, which involves some ribald

bathtub analogies.

Now I may not have a Phd in Paleo-dinoconomics, but I think I can safely say

that each of the above theories, while certainly compelling, is totally wrong.

After much study and a few bottles of Merlot, I have discovered the real reason

dinosaurs went extinct.

Giant, metal balls, folks. Giant, metal balls.

Indeed, these mysterious iron spheres cut a swathe through the giant lizards

like a knife through butter. Where did the balls come from? Why were they there?

I don’t know. I told you I didn’t have a Phd. Stop asking me tough questions.

But I swear this is how it happened, and I submit Adventure Pinball: Forgotten

as proof. Sadly, this new one from EA offers an answer to the age-old

debate, but it doesn’t offer much more.

Oddly, this isn’t the first arcade-pinball game set in prehistoric locations.

Sierra’s 3D Ultra Pinball: Lost Continent already marked

that territory. Apparently, they didn’t mark it well enough, since the folks

at EA decided that the arcade pinball genre was fertile ground.

Pinball games inevitably fall into one of two types: hardcore simulation and

arcade hi-jinks. Adventure Pinball is certainly the latter, opting for

big, wacky tables and relatively forgiving physics. In fact, it forgoes some

of the things that makes pinball, well, pinball, in favor of…well, nothing.

Confused? Allow me to explain.

There’s actually some retarded story here, something to do with a caveman named Ooga. Whatever. The bottom line is that you use flippers to smash a ball around prehistoric-themed tables.

There are 9 total levels (tables) to enjoy, though you have to ‘pass’ one

before you can play the next. Each table has a goal, usually requiring you to

nail a few ramps or drop targets and shoot the ball through a big hole. Then

it’s on to the next table.

Each table features different tiers. You’ll hit the ball up a ramp, which

takes it to another part of the table, complete with new flippers and whatnot.

If you lose the ball here, it simply goes back to the last tier. This makes

it easy to keep one ball alive for a long time, since you can only lose the

ball on the first screen.

Adventure Pinball uses the Unreal

engine, which leads to some really pretty moments. The particle effects are

fantastic and the action is pretty smooth. Lots of cute little dinosaur animations

pepper each level, and occasional cut-scene quality sequences of the ball rolling

down a ramp to open up a new area help bring the environments to life.


bad it doesn’t sound as good as it looks. There’s actually an announcer, who

repeatedly spouts such riveting lines as “Here We Go!” and “Great Shot!” (even

when you hit a distinctly un-great shot). On the flipside, the ‘ooga’ sound

during the menu screens is a gas.

Adventure Pinball makes a tragic mistake by only allowing you one camera

option. The camera is fixed on the ball, which does make it more cinematic.

Yet it also makes it hard to judge where you’re aiming. When the ball gets moving

quickly, things get a bit nauseating, and you can’t pull out to a wider zoom

and see the whole table. This gets really frustrating.

To make matters worse, the fixed camera means there is never a multi-ball…which

is sort of a big reward in standard pinball. It’s just you and one ball, eternally

bouncing around the table in a solo dance of loneliness.

In general, the gameplay is inoffensive and basic. It’s pretty much just weird pinball. Unfortunately, it’s not weird enough.

Simulation games like Addiction Pinball and the Pro Pinball

series rely on pinpoint physics and complex table designs to add replay. One

table might have dozens of different multipliers, multi-balls, jackpots, etc.

But an arcadey deal like Adventure Pinball needs to be heavily steeped

in what I call the ‘Sesame Street Factor’ to succeed.

Remember those great pinball cartoons from Sesame Street? 1-2-3,

4-5, 6-7-8, 9-10, 11, 12!
For those that don’t they were basically 12 little

animated shorts that helped kids learn how to count. A ball would be shot through

a pinball machine and the theme would be a different number. The ball would

travel down all sorts of weird paths, popping in and out of holes, sliding down

ramps – sort of an ‘incredible machine’ experience. Very cool.

Adventure Pinball is borne out of the same idea, but fails because

it doesn’t take any risks. I mean, the game is on the Unreal engine –

how about some added mini-games? How about being able to control the ball as

it traverses through some of these wacky tunnels? Even real pinball these days

lets you play some extra games for more lives or points, but you won’t find

anything of the sort here.

In fact, once you fly through the levels in Adventure Pinball (which

should take you a few hours, tops), there’s no reason to play them again. There

aren’t really any cool secrets and there are no multiballs or jackpots. It’s

a linear pinball game, if you can believe it, and when you’re done, you

don’t want to play anymore.

Still, this game could get a recommendation if the price was right…but it’s

not. The game is worth about 10 bucks, but it sells for a whopping $30. That’s

just a brutal rip off, considering what you get – a subpar pinball game. But

at least it’s a great extinction theory.


Good graphics
Neat tables
One camera
No multi-ball or jackpots?!
Linear; little replay value