Your move, Valve.

Round 1 sponsored by E. Honda’s Used Car Dealership

Why can’t we be happy that more people can play a game?

Not so Epic for fans who wanted the game on Steam.

The perennial competitive first-person shooter is now free-to-play.

I really want to buy a Raspberry Pi now.

Ranging from hentai to educational titles.

No Sanctuary for old men.

Steam officially heads East, but they might still have to censor their service.

Mr. Shakedown would excel during a Steam sale.

Now that’s downright embarassing.