[Update 6] The Column is live. Check it out here.
[Update 5] OH SNAP (so to speak)…
[Update 4] Column coming soon, no matter how much 'tude I have to take from children. I do not negoatiate with terrorists, and children are definitely a terror.
[Update 3] Let's be serious here for a moment.
[Update 2] A column? Like, an article? Really?
Ya rly.
[Update 1] Just a day and a half to go till I post a column, guys. This YouTube video will probably be a dead giveaway, but here it is anyway, your next clue:
[Original Article]
Stalingrad, the cotton gin, Steve Perry, the Atari Jaguar, and the 1992 Buffalo Bills. These are just some of the words I wrote on the internet just now. Or are they? Yes. The answer is yes, they probably are, for sure.
In two days, I'm going to post a full column here on this internet. Biggest among the things I can tell you for sure is this: I can't tell you anything for sure.
But for sure, I can tell you it will have words. At least one, but as many as several. Words. Images are probably going to be in the column for sure too.
See you on Monday. I wanted to post an actual countdown thingy, but then I realized I have no idea how to do that. So I guess I'll update this with more images and info manually. Next update coming: eventually.
