Steam Achievements
| Unlockable | How to Unlock |
|---|---|
| Arsonist | Burn down the Riverbrook Apartments. |
| Can't Nobody Hold You Down | Complete Episode Two. |
| Endgame | Find a ticket to the World's Fair. |
| Lab Assistant | Complete all Bonus Missions. |
| Millionaire | Collect one million dollars in cash. |
| Moving On Up | Find the key to the Riverbrook Apartments. |
| Pack Rat Strikes Back | Only use items to win a fight. No attacks or counter attacks allowed. |
| Pervert | Inspect a pair of withered binoceros testicles with genuine enthusiasm. |
| POWER SURRRGE! | Max out one party member's hit counter. |
| Reluctant Hero | At the beginning of the episode, refuse to join Gabe and Tycho 5 times. |
| Steel Cannibal | Fully upgrade all party members' weapons. |
| The Strength To Rule | Achieve level 30 with all party members. |
