AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
Finish your business with Krotchy. |
ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
ARSONIST |
150 kills using fire. |
BIPOLAR |
Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough. |
CAMELBACK |
Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
CAT WRANGLER |
50 kills using cat. |
CHAMP WHISPERER |
50 kills using dog. |
COMMIES GO HOME! |
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME |
Complete game killing only males. |
DANNY TREJO |
100 kills using machete in melee. |
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
Taze 200 victims. |
EASTWOOD |
Complete game using only the pistol. |
EMO |
Injure yourself. |
ENTOMOLOGIST |
50 kills using bees. |
FAIL ZOMBIE |
Respawn 20 times. |
I AM THE LAW |
Complete Good path without falling off. |
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
KAVORKIAN |
Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
MEGA-SADIST |
200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off. |
NEUROSURGEON |
300 headshot/decap kills. |
PERSONAL JESUS |
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
PETA CHAIRMAN |
Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
PRODUCT RECALL |
Destroy 50 cars. |
PROPERTY DAMAGE |
Smash 50 windows. |
PSYCHO DUNDEE |
50 kills using boomerang machete. |
REAL AMERICAN |
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. |
REPO MAN |
Return Thegways to the owner |
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
Arrest eco zealots leader. |
SCHWARZENEGGER |
200 kills using M-60. |
SCOFIELD |
Escape from prison. |
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
STALLONE |
Complete game using only melee. |
SUCKTASTIC! |
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
T.J. HOOKER |
Arrest 200 perps. |
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
Choose path for the first time. |
THERE IS NO SPOON |
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
WOLVERINES R GHEY |
50 badgersaw kills. |