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AIN'T GOT COJONES! |
Finish your business with Krotchy. |
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ALL PERPS MUST DIE! |
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
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ARSONIST |
150 kills using fire. |
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BIPOLAR |
Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough. |
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CAMELBACK |
Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
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CAT WRANGLER |
50 kills using cat. |
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CHAMP WHISPERER |
50 kills using dog. |
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COMMIES GO HOME! |
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
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DADDY NEVER LOVED ME |
Complete game killing only males. |
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DANNY TREJO |
100 kills using machete in melee. |
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DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! |
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
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DON'T TAZE ME BRO |
Taze 200 victims. |
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EASTWOOD |
Complete game using only the pistol. |
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EMO |
Injure yourself. |
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ENTOMOLOGIST |
50 kills using bees. |
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FAIL ZOMBIE |
Respawn 20 times. |
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I AM THE LAW |
Complete Good path without falling off. |
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JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT |
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
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KAVORKIAN |
Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
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MEGA-SADIST |
200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off. |
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NEUROSURGEON |
300 headshot/decap kills. |
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PERSONAL JESUS |
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
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PETA CHAIRMAN |
Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
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PRODUCT RECALL |
Destroy 50 cars. |
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PROPERTY DAMAGE |
Smash 50 windows. |
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PSYCHO DUNDEE |
50 kills using boomerang machete. |
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REAL AMERICAN |
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. |
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REPO MAN |
Return Thegways to the owner |
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SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS |
Arrest eco zealots leader. |
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SCHWARZENEGGER |
200 kills using M-60. |
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SCOFIELD |
Escape from prison. |
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SPECIAL OLYMPIAN |
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
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STALLONE |
Complete game using only melee. |
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SUCKTASTIC! |
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
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T.J. HOOKER |
Arrest 200 perps. |
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THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! |
Choose path for the first time. |
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THERE IS NO SPOON |
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
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WOLVERINES R GHEY |
50 badgersaw kills. |
