Steam Achievements
| Achievement | Description |
|---|---|
| AIN'T GOT COJONES! | Finish your business with Krotchy. |
| ALL PERPS MUST DIE! | Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! |
| ARSONIST | 150 kills using fire. |
| BIPOLAR | Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough. |
| CAMELBACK | Piss 100 gallons of urine. |
| CAT WRANGLER | 50 kills using cat. |
| CHAMP WHISPERER | 50 kills using dog. |
| COMMIES GO HOME! | Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. |
| DADDY NEVER LOVED ME | Complete game killing only males. |
| DANNY TREJO | 100 kills using machete in melee. |
| DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON! | Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens. |
| DON'T TAZE ME BRO | Taze 200 victims. |
| EASTWOOD | Complete game using only the pistol. |
| EMO | Injure yourself. |
| ENTOMOLOGIST | 50 kills using bees. |
| FAIL ZOMBIE | Respawn 20 times. |
| I AM THE LAW | Complete Good path without falling off. |
| JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT | Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders. |
| KAVORKIAN | Euthanise 30 elderly folks. |
| MEGA-SADIST | 200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off. |
| NEUROSURGEON | 300 headshot/decap kills. |
| PERSONAL JESUS | Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count) |
| PETA CHAIRMAN | Kill no animals in one playthrough. |
| PRODUCT RECALL | Destroy 50 cars. |
| PROPERTY DAMAGE | Smash 50 windows. |
| PSYCHO DUNDEE | 50 kills using boomerang machete. |
| REAL AMERICAN | Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. |
| REPO MAN | Return Thegways to the owner |
| SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS | Arrest eco zealots leader. |
| SCHWARZENEGGER | 200 kills using M-60. |
| SCOFIELD | Escape from prison. |
| SPECIAL OLYMPIAN | Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner. |
| STALLONE | Complete game using only melee. |
| SUCKTASTIC! | Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. |
| T.J. HOOKER | Arrest 200 perps. |
| THE CHOICE WAS YOURS! | Choose path for the first time. |
| THERE IS NO SPOON | Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. |
| WOLVERINES R GHEY | 50 badgersaw kills. |
