Kim Jong-un Goes Contra, Rides Unicorns in Glorious Leader

May 19, 2014

The self-described “capitalistic pigs” at Moneyhorse Games has announced Glorious Leader!, “an epic tale about the triumph of Kim Jung-un over the entire American army” done in the style of run-and-gun Contra.

In what might be the best worst idea ever, the game will see the dictator soar through seven levels, battling against the imperialists of the free world and ride unicorns for the glory of North Korea. Dennis Rodman will join Kim Jung-un to save the Pyongyang capital from invasion, set off explosions, and burn the American flag.

Slated for release on PC, Glorious Leader! will be the lampoon that ends all lampoons in some strange “what if Tarantino made a North Korean revenge fantasy story as a video game.”

Now where’s our game where a shirtless Putin and Zangief ride a unicorn that fires rainbow lasers from its eyes for Mother Russia?

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