Someone fetch the Krazy Glue. Review

Duke Ferris
Shattered Galaxy Info


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  • Nexon


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Release Date

  • 01/01/1970
  • Out Now


  • PC


Someone fetch the Krazy Glue.

Massively multiplayer online games are starting to come out faster than I can
review them. Ultima Online started the
whole thing, followed by the even more successful Everquest.
Asheron’s Call then snuck quietly into
the picture, and now they are coming faster and faster and splitting away from
their fantasy roots. From Anarchy Online
to the upcoming Motor
City Online
, massively multiplayer games are branching out and breaking the

are so many publishers making these massively multiplayer games all of a sudden?
The answer is easy: massive money. It’s September, and everyone is back in school,
so let’s do the math!

350,000 Everquest players, each paying $9.95 per month = $3.5 million
dollars for Sony every month. Wow!

Now that we know why everyone wants in on the action, let’s take a look at
Shattered Galaxy from small-time publisher Nexon, billed as the very
first Massively Multiplayer Real-Time Strategy game. And while it is pretty
fun, it bears very little resemblance to strategy games like Warcraft
or Command & Conquer. Actually, it plays much more like the monumental
failure that was Command
& Conquer: Sole Survivor
, only Shattered Galaxy is actually fun.

Which is good, because without the fun factor, Shattered Galaxy will
not impress your friends or relatives. The graphics are well below today’s standards;
little blocky guys running around shooting each other. The maps are especially
bland and primitive, with random walls, giant eyeballs or puddles of water with
essentially no design flair at all. It looks more like a game from a few years

The sound won’t have you humming along or tapping your toes, either. Let’s
just say there’s not much variation; the bad MIDI-fied orchestral score runs
on a constant 3 minute loop. Shattered Galaxy may have set the new record
for the quickest I’ve ever found the option screen to turn off the music. Sonic
would have had the record, except that you couldn’t turn off the music
in Sonic R.

How did the galaxy get shattered? Well, it seems that some scientists on Earth were trying to use an alien device, a teleporter, to, you know, move stuff around. After teleporting a few small objects successfully, they tried the experiment with the highly adventurous rat, Russell. This had the effect of transporting half the planet Earth halfway across the galaxy. Oops. Now the human survivors use strange technologies to kill each other. The story is, in a word, extraneous.

for Nexon, Shattered Galaxy is strangely addictive. You have a hero who
never fights but can gain in stats and abilities. Instead, your little robot
army fights for you and can also gain levels, stats and abilities. The thing
is that you can only have 6 of them at a time (you can have more as your “tactics”
skill increases, up to a maximum of 12). There’s no building or resource mining
– you just take your squad of 6 into combat, order them around and let them
fight it out. If they die, you can bring in another squad of 6 from your army
after about a minute or so.

And whom do you fight? Well, you can either adventure in the caves shooting aliens under the planet’s surface or fight against the other three rival factions on the surface for control of the planet. I’ve hardly ever seen anyone in the caves.

Victory in any battle (which can have up to 40 combatants) is determined by control of “POC’s” (glowing red disks) on the map. If your team controls all the POC’s, victory is yours.

The real fun is in watching your hero and your little guys get stronger and
stronger. As you gain levels, you gain access to different robot frames, new
technologies, new weapons, new computers, new energy sources – you name it.
The amount of customization is simply huge and the fun lies in the pride you
get developing and outfitting your own little army.

The rate at which you and your units advance is almost perfectly set, awarding you upgrades and options before you get bored with the old ones. The next level never seems too far away.

In a sense, Shattered Galaxy is much less like a strategy game and
more like the traditional MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing
Game). The difference is that you have 6 guys at a time instead of one. Get
really into it and you can become one of the faction commanders with the ability
to coordinate battles, or at least try to coordinate them, as your powers
are limited. Eventually you can travel to other planets and try to claim them
for your faction.

I’d actually recommend this strangely addictive little game pretty highly
if it didn’t drain your wallet. At $10 per month ($5 if you buy a whole year
in advance), Shattered Galaxy has to justify itself just a little more
than it does. With no real item trading or online community to rival those of
the online RPG’s, Shattered Galaxy is more of a diversion than a full
meal. While it’s more fun than I thought it was going to be, I just don’t think
it’s quite worth the ongoing expense. It’s a shame too, because if it didn’t
cost me, I’d love to see just how powerful my little robots could get.


Lots and lots of customization
Old graphics
Lousy music
Just an endless series of battles
Ultimately not worth the cost