Virgin argues, “Z best defense iz Z best offense.” Review

Z Info


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  • Virgin Interactive Entertainment


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Release Date

  • 12/31/1969
  • Out Now


  • PC
  • PS


Virgin argues, “Z best defense iz Z best offense.”

OK, all (bad) punning aside, the facts are that Virgin Entertainment has released Z, by the Bitmap Brothers, as an attempt to expand the range of options available to lovers of such strategy wargames as Warcraft, Dune, and Virgin’s own highly successful Command & Conquer. What results, though, is a slightly whimsical, mediocre game that has less to do with a well-crafted strategy game and more to do with the Crash Test Dummies do C&C.

In all fairness, Z was probably

never intended to be compared to its older brethren, but it’s impossible not

to do so in such a clearly defined category of games. The storyline consists

of a bunch of bumbling robots sent to supply the lines during an interstellar

war. Unfortunately, their alarm clock doesn’t go off at the right time (hmm,

sounds like me on a Monday morning) and they end up an hour late for lecture…

err, the battle. So, they must make their way through some twenty odd battles

over five different planets. All the while, there is this one Commander Zod,

a robot apparently modeled after Sergeant Slaughter, who drills the hapless

bunch of idiotic androids in a characteristic Southern twang, though it is still

unclear how he really fits into the story.

Play revolves around the protection of your central fort, which is able to churn out vehicles such as jeeps, APC’s, tanks of differing sizes, and various robot soldiers. The goal is to capture as much territory as possible by grabbing up demarcating flags. Territories may contain radar stations or factories, which can help increase the size of your motley excuse for an army. In addition, the more territory you control, the faster you can produce units. Eventually, you attack the enemy fort, winning the day and celebrating with a can of inebriating rocket fuel. With no resources to collect for the production of troops and units, the simplistic strategy involved keeps planning down to a minimum.

Though Z starts out as an

interesting game, there really isn’t enough variety to keep one hooked. Unlike

Warcraft II or Command & Conquer, all scenes start off with one

fort apiece, with the intention of possessing all the territory out there. Even

the video sequences are of a limited number, with each being seen several times

throughout the course of the game. A glitch in the synchronizing of the game

on my computer failed to make the voices match up with the movements of the

characters during the animated shorts, and Commander Zod ended up saying everything


The one distinctive feature of Z is in the attitude of the robots.

Almost everyone is familiar with the responses of “yes, Milord” and “reporting!”

when clicking on units, but Z adds a twist by giving robots a moral indicator.

Normally, sending them into battle elicits a response of “alright!” or “let’s

get ’em!” But, if the odds are stacked against you, they react more with “are

you out of your mind?” Near the end of the scene, quips of “what are you waiting

for, let’s take the fort!” or “you’re crap” get chimed in, but the Beavis and

Butthead-type comedy gets old fast. After all, Warcraft II manages to

keep its speech humorous while retaining an original, dynamic campaign setting.

Z‘s failure to do likewise indicates a gimmick attempting to carry the

entire game.


Interesting for awhile.
Nothing you haven't seen before.
Humor gets old quickly.