Let the bodies hit the floor. Review

Let the bodies hit the floor.

Have you ever wondered what it takes to be a true hero? Nerves of steel? Super

strength, perhaps? How about great

hair and a snazzy outfit?
Awesome theme

song
, perhaps?

Whatever the case may be, there are two universal truths about real heroes

– they always seem to know when trouble is afoot,

and they always win. Whether they’re out saving a damsel in distress or just

defeating endless throngs of evildoers, heroes always come out on top.

And

like a real hero, Red Entertainment and Sega’s newest bad boy doesn’t seem to

lose much. Grave, the star of the Playstation 2’s anime-styled super action

shooter Gungrave, blasts on to the scene with a bad attitude and more

firepower than a small country’s armed forces. Think of him as a cross between

Spawn, the Lone Ranger and Chow Yun Fat. He’s got all the ass-kicking qualities

you could ever want in an action hero, but sometimes being an invincible fighting

machine isn’t so glorious.

The story follows the typical anime formula perfectly. For you J-pop neophytes,

that means it barely makes any sense at all. All you really need to know is

that Grave = Good and Syndicate = Bad. Throw in an endless wave of gun-toting,

grenade-throwing bad guys, mix gingerly with a little revenge and add just a

dash of an “evil plot” and you’ve pretty much got the story in a nutshell.

Needless to say, the point of the game is to run around and shoot everything

that moves. Sadly, Grave isn’t exactly moving like young man these days. He

just lumbers around like an arthritic Frankenstein. Who could blame him with

that oversized zombie condo on his back? Pushing down the analog stick will

quicken his pace a bit, but it barely makes a difference. Even his jump/dodge

feels sluggish. The only other option is to lose all firing capabilities and

haul ass with the Circle button. Very weak.

Even with his relatively slow movements, Grave has no problems taking out the enemy. In fact, he’s damn near invincible. Just pound on the ‘shoot’ button and Grave will dance, jump and spin around like a prima ballerina with twin guns blazing. Bad guys have no AI, terrible aim and move about as fast as Grave does. Cannon fodder to say the least. I guess you can’t find good help in the shady underworld either.

And

even if the bad guys manage to even to get in a lucky shot, there’s still Grave’s

demolition power to contend with. As the game progresses, Grave will obtain

different “Demolition Shots” which will obliterate any on screen enemies. This

power can also be used to recover life, making him practically immortal. Where’s

the excitement in that? I guess it’s all in a day’s work.

A short day’s work, that is. Surprisingly, Gungrave can be finished

in your very first sitting. Players will easily fly through a meager six levels

with Grave’s superhuman skill with firearms. There are a few unlockables such

as a Slow mode (yes, you can actually make him move even slower!) and character

renderings, but none of them are really worth mention. Tell your friends not

to blink – they might miss the entire game.

But despite its faults, Gungrave does have one quality that busts some

caps in the competition – some of the best anime-style presentation I’ve ever

seen. Between the awesome cutscenes and the commendable graphics effort, Gungrave

certainly provides a hefty amount of eye candy. Almost everything in the detailed

environment can be busted up, blown up or shot up and all the characters look

great. The game even sports original Japanese dialogue with English subtitles,

a must for any anime purist.

I can’t help but wish that they just made Gungrave into a movie rather

than a game. The best part by a long shot is watching the animated cutscenes.

The actual gameplay just doesn’t offer enough support.

Alas, Gungrave turns out to be a great animated cartoon cleverly disguised

as a rather lame Playstation 2 game. Great presentation is wasted on forgettable

gameplay. This would-be hero is so invincible that he’s put himself out of a

job.





  • Sweet presentation
  • Mindless gameplay
  • Sluggish control
  • Extremely easy
  • Extremely short

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