Smuggler’s Run Review

Ben Silverman
Smuggler's Run Info

genre

  • Racing

players

  • 1 - 2

Publisher

  • Rockstar Games

Developer

  • Rockstar Games

Release Date

  • 01/01/1970
  • Out Now

Platform

  • PS2

rating

Oh, just legalize it already.

When most people think Mexico, they think Cancun, Cabo San Lucas and Puerto Vallerta.

They think warm beaches, tequlia sunrises and zesty cultural events. The lamest

may even think about that stupid Taco Bell dog.

When I think Mexico, I think Tijuana. And when I think Tijuana…er…I guess

I don’t “think” much when it comes to Tijuana, or as I like to call it, “Little

Columbia.” A mere 30 miles from downtown San Diego, Tijuana is a hot spot with

legions of Southern California teens and college students – but not because

of the weather or Chihuahuas. They go in droves for the drugs and drinking,

baby.

And where there’s narcotics, there are guys who deliver the goods. Enter Smuggler’s

Run
, a wild racing romp across the borders of the great addiction known

as America. Much like the drugs you smuggle, this one delivers its fair share

of highs and lows.

The scene is sort of a cross between Mad Max and Cannonball Run.

You play a member of a gang of smugglers working the Mexican and Canadian borders

(to aid in the illegal importation of moose, I guess.) You pick up goods in

one place and drop them off in another, all the while doing your best to evade

the cops and rival gangs.

Graphically, the game is about on par with the other PS2 launch games…nothing

brilliant, but nothing shabby. The detail level of the cars is terrific. The

game features damage modeling, and if a piece of your ride falls off, it stays

where it lands to become another obstacle. Very cool.

Two aspects of Smuggler’s Run stand out like a narc at a Grateful Dead

concert: a killer game engine and some of the largest environments yet seen

on any console.

Similar to the PSX masterpiece Driver,

the physics here play a balancing act between real world and fantasy. A twirl

in the dune buggy will reveal independent suspension that, when coupled with

the terrain, actually affects car handling. You car bounces when it should bounce,

skids when it should skid, and flips when you get too greedy. Thankfully, you

can flip it right back up with ease to keep on truckin’. This leads to an infinitely

playable game grounded firmly in real-world dynamics.

In addition to the engine, the sheer size of the maps is testament to the

power of the PS2. The pop-up is hardly noticeable at all. Plus, there’s no real

“backdrop” – if you see a point in the distance, you can drive right up to it,

even if it’s miles away. You can spot a tree only a few pixels high and proceed

to drive straight up to it until it towers above you. You can literally go anywhere,

so long as your car stays in one piece. The end result is a truly immersive

game.

The AI can get very aggressive, leading to some hysterical chases. Getting

mobbed by 5 border patrol vehicles and sliding down the sheer face of a mountain

is a treat.

With it’s fast pace and hectic action, Smuggler’s Run is filled with

some genuinely fun moments. But while it excels in its technological forays,

it hits some road bumps as a game.

The campaign mode, Smuggler’s Mission, lets you play through a bunch of missions

held together by an incredibly disjointed and uninteresting story. Despite the

fact that this is a PS2 game, there’s no FMV whatsoever. You just go from mission

briefing to mission briefing without even the slightest hint at any flash. A

bummer, no doubt, since this is supposed to be next-gen stuff.

There are a few Instant

Action modes, which can be played with 1 or 2 players. The best of these is

Turf War, where you basically grab loot and bring it back to the same location,

scavenger hunt style. You can also just explore the enormous maps in Joyride

mode, which is a great way to get familiar with the levels.

However, regardless of which mode you play, the gameplay essentially boils

down to a game of chase. You pick up stuff in one spot and deliver it somewhere

else…and that’s it. One or two actual races break the tedium, but for the

most part it’s just pick-up/drop-off over and over again.

This lack of gameplay depth is painfully noticeable when you look at the rest

of the game. After you complete each mission, you are rewarded with a certain

amount of money based on your time and the condition of the stuff you delivered

(the more bumps a package suffers during delivery, the less money you make).

But the money is never actually used for anything – it’s simply your “score,”

just like Galaga or Asteroids. Guess what? That doesn’t cut it

these days.

There are several car types to choose from, each with its own attributes regarding

handling, speed, acceleration and durability. But you can’t buy or upgrade anything.

You can’t customize your paint job or tweak your specs. You can’t even unlock

new levels (there are only three, though again, they’re huge). All this, despite

the fact that you made over 200,000 dollars in the last mission. Why

in the name of all that is playable someone omitted these features is beyond

my tiny editor’s brain.

Furthermore, there’s no replay feature, so even though you just pulled a kick-ass

180 and narrowly dodged four cops flying at you from different angles, you’ll

never see it again. After being treated to an advanced replay system like Driver

or even a simple replay feature like the original Gran Turismo, no racing game

is complete without it. That includes Smuggler’s Run.

And what’s with the load times? I was expecting little to no wait, yet this

game takes longer to load than most of my PSX games. Argh.

Apparently, the female voice actor wants to have sex with me. She’s constantly

spouting out dumb innuendoes – “yeah, faster, faster!”…”…”that’s it baby,

right there!”…”ohhh, you’ll need staying power to stay in this one.” Look,

if I want porn, I’ll go rent a DVD. Plus, she won’t shut up. It’s the same lines

over and over again. Guess she really wants me bad. Gleefully, I just shut her

off in the Options menu. My body is a temple, lady.

Smuggler’s Run is at once an impressive, invigorating romp and a seemingly

unfinished, unpolished rush job. At its core, this is a surprisingly limited

game. However, it’s still loads of fun if you look past its shortcomings. A

rental for sure, but you might want to save your dough for something more addicting.

And that’s the straight dope.



 

REVOLUTION REPORT CARD

3
Rating
Great physics balance
Huge levels
Good old fun
Skeletal game design
Not enough depth
Gets repetitive