Time Keeps On Slippin’ Slippin’… Review

Final Fantasy Chronicles Info

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  • N/A

players

  • 1 - 1

Publisher

  • Square/EA

Developer

  • N/A

Release Date

  • 01/01/1970
  • Out Now

Platform

  • PS

rating

Time Keeps On Slippin’ Slippin’…

Man, it sure has been a while since the halcyon days of 16-bit gaming, back when
we were ruled by George “Big Poppa” Bush. Travel back with me…

Cecil, a dark knight of the Kingdom of Baron, hasn’t been enjoying his
line of work, what with all the killing, looting and pillaging. Not only that,
but the Baron’s stock value has dropped to squat. When the King of Baron says,
“Get me a mythical crystal,” Cecil obediently plays the fetching boy. Until,
that is, Cecil’s morality finally catches up and he goes rogue. And the King
wants him dead.

While we’re mucking about in the past, how about…

Crono is a red headed, spiky-haired kid from the country and Marle is his
princess pal. Don’t forget Lucca, the "Velma" of the Chrono Trigger
gang. Together they travel through time in the Epoch Time-Travelin’ Machine,
along with their talking dog…err, I mean talking Frog, solving mysteries and
trying to stop the imminent apocalypse.

Well, maybe my memory ain’t what it used to be…which is all the more reason
to revisit the glossed-over days of role-playing yesteryear. Final Fantasy
Chronicles
is a bundled re-release of the classics Chrono Trigger
and Final Fantasy IV (which was originally released stateside as Final
Fantasy 2
).

The Chronicles name somehow manages to link up the unrelated series.
These two games “chronicle” the span of Squaresoft’s 16-bit days, with what
are essentially their first and last SNES releases. While they certainly don’t
look flashy, these are both good, solid RPG’s that fans should check out, if
they haven’t already.

The highly-touted bonuses include additional CG and animated cut scenes. Think
Star Wars: Special Edition. Honestly, I used to think that movie was
utter crap, but once Lucas stuck in that scene with Jabba and Solo…pure gold.
Everything makes sense. The struggle, the conflicts, the Jabba. And if you aren’t
getting the gist of the point I’m trying to make, I’m being SARCASTIC.

The video is a nice bonus, but really doesn’t add much to the game. From today’s
standpoint, the Final Fantasy IV CG quality looks very dated. The animated
sequences in Chrono Trigger strike a chord of nostalgia, but the framerate
needs a boost.

Aside from the video stuff, both games are pretty much identical to their
past incarnations, which gave me an idea for comparing the reissue to the Super
Nintendo originals. What if I played the Playstation and SNESversions at the
same time, thanks to the power of Picture in Picture?

I tried that for all of 5 minutes, before realizing that mere mortals were
never meant to play two video games at once. Head spinning, I resigned myself
to just switching back and forth at random areas to compare picture and sound
quality. Suffice to say that the picture and sound quality match up well, apart
from minor, minor loading issues.

Similar
to its emulator predecessor Final Fantasy
Anthology
, Final Fantasy Chronicles has some issues with saving games.
Accessing the memory card to save (as well as just entering the game menus)
is a touch slower than the SNES originals.

As a workable band-aid, there’s the Memo save, where the game is saved in
active memory. When the system is turned off or hard reset, the game is lost.
But if you do die and you haven’t turned off your system, you can just go back
to your Memo save and continue your journey. A nice touch.

Final Fantasy IV is not quite the same game it once was. Originally,
North America got the dumbed-down easy version. Chronicles gives us the
hardcore, uncensored Japanese version. Watch in amazement as a little 8 x 8
sprite sheds her clothes. Whoa, momma. Just kidding – PLEASE don’t ask for nude
codes, sickos.

Final Fantasy IV has been re-translated. The new version flows a little
smoother. Plus, it has a newfound fondness for the word “bastard.” Hmm.

Another new addition is the “dash” feature, allowing your characters to move a little faster. It won’t help you avoid the random battles and there’s a tendency to over-dash, but it definitely speeds up play.

Chrono Trigger offers a new Extras feature, allowing you to unlock
secrets when you complete one of the many endings the game offers. The game
still looks great in all its old-school glory.

Whether a new translation and increased difficulty makes Chronicles
worthy of a purchase when you already have the original games depends on your
commitment. It’s worth mentioning to those of you searching for the originals
that with the release of FF Chronicles, a weird little side-effect is
deflated prices for the original cartridges. As more people buy Chronicles,
less people want originals. Demand goes down, prices adjust accordingly. Now
would be the time to finally snag those cartridge versions, if you’re a nostalgia
buff.

Final Fantasy Chronicles may not be the fanatic’s perfect cup of tea,
but to Joe Gamer who doesn’t already have the originals, there’s no better way
to revisit a bygone age. And to those out there who missed both games, you won’t
be disappointed. These are both high-quality RPGs that, for the most part, stand
the test of time.

REVOLUTION REPORT CARD

4
Rating
Good value
Good games
Harder version of
Chrono Trigger
More economical than eBay
Slow saves
Will still seem dated
Low framerate of