Can I have a third choice? Review

Joe Dodson
James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing Info

genre

  • N/A

players

  • 1 - 4

Publisher

  • EA

Developer

  • EA

Release Date

  • 01/01/1970
  • Out Now

Platform

  • GameCube
  • GBA
  • PS2
  • Xbox

rating

Can I have a third choice?

Like most 8 year-old boys, I had a love affair with 007. When asked what I wanted

to be when I grew up I would without hesitation snarl, “Bond, James Bond.” Then

I’d

provocatively raise an

eyebrow
in between sips of my fake martini…shaken, not

stirred.

Unfortunately, Christmas requests for flame-throwers, exploding toothpaste and

BMWs were all prudently disregarded, and my dream of being a suave, womanizing

alcoholic was supplanted by more mature fantasies, such as getting paid to

review video games.

Having just completed James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing,

I feel a bit better about failing to become a secret agent for the deadly MI6

agency, as every agent other than

Bond has a penchant for dying. And even though Bond does get all the women before

the game ends, he gets shot approximately a thousand times for his troubles.

This new Bond is a remarkably complex and dynamic game, a study in exquisite production value and is practically an interactive James Bond film. Though not without its missteps, it’s about as close as most of us will come to being a super spy.

Even the pacing feels lifted from a 007 flick. You start the game in some remote, dangerous location and manage to blow everything up and kill everybody in an outstanding action sequence, complete with missile-launchers, tanks and harrier jets. Then the original theme rolls and the opening Bond montage begins. Needless to say, EoN is bursting with awesome, cinematic action sequences that are worked into the game perfectly.

However, the story isn’t told very well. After explaining that a man named Nikolai

Diavolo is masterminding an evil plot involving lethal nano-technology, the

narrative takes a backseat to the action. EoN‘s story isn’t

well-phrased; you travel to too many locations, meet too many women and do

too little. The problem here is that plot details aren’t sown into the levels

enough. While the designers did a fine job with plot-related mission objectives

as well as having M and Q chime in frequently (a nice, immersive touch), there

simply aren’t that many

developments that have anything to do with the overarching story.

So the action in EoN steps to the forefront and takes place

in three forms: stealth, shoot-outs and driving sequences. Bond’s stealth elements

are the weakest of the three. While he gets props for using a silenced PPK, dart

gun, hand-to-hand takedowns and throwable objects such as wrenches and bottles,

Bond can’t drag his enemies away and sometimes it’s hard to tell what exactly

qualifies as being stealthy. The problem is that EoN lacks a

set of stealth rules like those found in Metal

Gear Solid
and Splinter

Cell
. In those games, you knew your stealth parameters and could concentrate

on operating within them. In Bond, the laws are far less consistent; if you want

to sneak around successfully you have to resort to a lot of trial and error and

a good deal of luck.

But the weakness of the stealth game might be a direct result of the excellence

of the shooting and driving sequences. EoN is played from

a third-person perspective and Bond does all his targeting via lock-on. Bond

can cycle through targets by pressing the lock-on button repeatedly or by nudging

the right analog-stick in the direction of the desired target. He can also

aim at specific areas on a target by moving the right stick; this in turn moves

a red bead within the targeting reticule and is how you get your head-shots

and crotch shots. It works well by giving you the ease of auto-aim with the

flexibility of specific body-part targeting.

Unfortunately, there is no manual aiming feature, which means that if an enemy is far away (and therefore outside your lock-on range) your only recourse is to shoot at it with a sniper rifle. So much for long range pistol kills.

In

order to shoot inanimate objects in EoN, you have to enter Bond

Sense mode by pressing a direction on the D-Pad. Time is slowed way down, and

any usable, shootable, or killable thing in the vicinity is highlighted by a

red targeting reticule. From here you can target the thing in question, switch

weapons, or go into thermal vision or stealth-suit modes. Bond Sense is also

important in that it allows you to detect opportunities for Bond Moments, which

range from shooting gas-cans and blowing up lots of guards to successfully killing

all the guards in a room without making any noise to squishing a bunch of guards

under a chandelier. These moments are often cinematic and give you a reason to

play levels several times, which adds to the value of the game.

The shootouts are fairly slow-paced, often having you fire back and forth at

bad guys from behind a corner or boxes much like in a Bond film. They’re also

somewhat difficult thanks to great AI on the part of your enemies, who will

regularly hide around corners and tables, throw grenades, and randomly spray

bullets in your direction from the safety of their hiding places.

However, enemies do exhibit repetitive behavior and at times you’ll sit there waiting for an enemy to pop his head out so you can shoot him in it. The enemies know you’re trying to kill them, though, and so they tend to sit tight if you keep shooting. Then you have to not shoot and wait for them to run out into the open, which involves more sitting around. As a result, you get some real lulls in the action.

But never fear – the driving segments in EoN are aided by the Need

for Speed
engine and are absolutely the most action-packed sequences

in the game. Bond gets to tear around in a Porsche Cayenne, a pimped-out Aston

Martin, a motorcycle, a helicopter, and some other ones I won’t spoil for you.

It’s just great fun driving around like a maniac, a feature made even more thrilling

by the burly Spy Hunter style weapons.

And intensity is the name of the game. The enemies are smart, come from several

directions at once and can hurt Bond fast. As a result, you’ve

got to be extremely careful; simply running through an area can get you killed

quickly. Even though the pace of the game is slow, it can be very wild, especially

since there are no in-game saves.

It wouldn’t be Bond without gadgets, and EoN doesn’t disappoint. A hand-held grappling hook launcher that allows him to scale and rappel buildings makes an appearance and leads to some really cool moments, as do the handy little Q reconnaissance spider bots. Gotta miss the watch laser, though. I always wanted one of those.

The

look of EoN is impressive. Good textures and huge, believable

environments bring the world of 007 to life. It’s a very vibrant game brimming

with nice touches like shattering glass and ammo shells. Unfortunately, framerate

dips are common in pretty much every portion of the game across all three systems,

though it never actually impedes the fun. As usual the Xbox version looks the

best, but none look bad.

EoN goes the distance aurally as well, featuring a ton of Hollywood actors. Pierce Brosnan, John Cleese, Judi Dench and Willem DaFoe stand out, while Shannon Elizabeth, Heidi Klum and Mya merely get the job done. The enemies talk to each other while you’re fighting, the gun noises are great and the cars sound, well, like cars should.

The game slips up a bit when it comes to multiplayer. Cooperative play rules

the day on all three systems, with missions and levels different from anything

you’ll find in the single-player game. However, it completely lacks a plot

and only requires real team-work in limited, simple capacities. The PS2 version

is the only one online, though that just means you can play the marginal co-op

with a stranger. The only deathmatch option takes the form of a silly arena

mode that gets old in about 15 minutes. I suppose the weak multiplayer is a

result of the third-person gameplay, but it’s still a bummer.

Overall, though, James Bond 007: Everything or Nothing isn’t.

High production values, exciting vehicle sequences and the cool Bond Moments

outweigh the tedious shooting bits and subpar stealth modes, leading to a solid

use of the license. It might not shake the foundation of the action genre, but

at least it stirs up some good fun.

REVOLUTION REPORT CARD

3.5
Rating
Great presentation
Fun driving
Intense gameplay
Some tedious shooting sequences
Targeting problems
Questionable multiplayer