The dawning of a new season.

Weapons of lesser destruction.

Fight or flight.

Reaching for better framerates.

Don’t reach for that controller just yet.

To buy or not to buy, that is the question.

No, this isn’t the Rise of Skywalker update you’re looking for.

Reset again, naturally.

Time to annoy your teammates.

It’s a longshot.

Sale must end Tuesday.

New season, new content.

Charming new update.

Politely queueing for entry.

Put a little pew pew into your bang bang.

What’s new this week?

What an update.

Missing out on missions.

Finish them.

It doesn’t matter if you never see this camouflage.