RIP Ralph Baer
I really, really hate writing obits. I really do. But I take it as a personal honor to be able to say good things about the men and women I respect, whether in this industry or just in my life, and Ralph Baer is the reason all of this exists in the first...
Abduct cows before they get grinded into juicy burgers! Guide these whacky moos into your teleport beams by tracing paths with your fingers. It’s finger tracin' good! Careful not to collide cows or it’ll wake up grumpy old farmer Bud. He’ll hop on his tractor and bump them out of your reach! Oh the bovinity! It's crazy! it's funky! It's cowtopia baby!