Nintendo of America Hires Bowser in Sales??!?

A lot of doomsayers have been foretelling Nintendo of America falling off the rails for nearly a decade now, but their latest act may finally be the end of it all: they've hired Bowser as their vice president of sales and marketing.

Unbeknownst to many, Bowser actually set this tactic in motion at EA, as their VP of Global Business Planning. At NOA, he'll oversee advertising, marketing, and financial issues for the like for future projects on the 3DS and Wii U, as well as their future forays into theme parks, smart phones, and the nebulous console code named NX.

Fortunately for us, not only will Mario and company be on the job, but so will Bowser's new “boss,” Executive Vice President of Sales & Marketing Scott Moffitt, and the head honcho at NOA, The Regginator himself, US President Reggie Fils-Aime.

Peach, fortify your castle, because Bowser is officially on the clock. Doug Bowser.