On of the deadliest weapons in Saints Row: The Third is the Penetrator – a four foot-long purple dildo on a wooden stick used to dickslap adversaries. With the game releasing next week, THQ sent a number of real-life Penetrator replicas to journalists across Europe (damn, I wanted one). The only problem is… is that they lost 25 of them.
THQ claims to have a handle on the situation, and will go to any depth – and they mean deep – to ensure these dildos don't fall into the wrong hands, or even worse, fall into the wrong holes.
Look out for Nick's review of the game, any day now.
Cool story bro: I'm writing this on a plane right now, and the two passengers to my left, as well as the
stewardess flight attendants have given me a look like I'm a disgusting pervert. They're right, but this is just work.