Not in the face!
GR reviewers are tasked to come up with some uncommonly clever introductions to our pieces. No doubt, our reviews are the best in the universe because of their intelligent humor, snarky peanut-gallery wit, and glib turns of phrase. More often than not, inventing such prose is as easy to…
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Recruiting a crew
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Playing this game
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Dated fighting mechanic
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Not enough moves
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Long load times
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Wretched sounds
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Idiotic storylines
