Check Out Lara Croft’s International Voice Performances

February 5, 2013

YouTube now lets us sample the performances of Lara Croft's newest voice actresses from around the world in these international Tomb Raider reboot trailers.

The Japanese ~~porn~~ version:

The Polish version sounds surprisingly good. You would not believe how much misinformation I've heard about Poland. Check:

The Italian ~~Job~~ version:

Ich bin ein German trailer:

And the version I think sounds the most baddest assest, the Arabic version:

They should retcon the story to make Lara Arabian from now on. And call her Lara of Arabia.

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