Steam Achievements
| Achievement | Description |
|---|---|
| &*>?1$ | Complete Level -2 |
| (=+66&1$ | Complete Level -3 |
| *|-0&&{}~5& | Complete Level -5 |
| Accidental Arsonist | Unlock Mr. Minecraft (100 bandages) |
| Brimstone Boy | Complete World 4 without dying |
| Dead Boy | Complete The End without dying |
| Girl Boy | Complete Cotton Alley without dying |
| Golden God | 100% the game |
| I Have Crabs! | Unlock Head Crab (10 bandages) |
| I Smell something Fishy... | Unlock Naija (50 bandages) |
| Living in the past | Complete 5 retro Warp Zones |
| Maggot Boy | Complete World 5 without dying |
| Metal Head | Unlock Josef (30 bandages) |
| MS PAINT RULZ! | Unlock RunMan (70 bandages) |
| N#7*<1!23 | Complete Level -1 |
| N&8^2^%$1`` | Complete Level -6 |
| Needle Boy | Complete World 2 without dying |
| Nostalgia | Complete 1 retro Warp Zone |
| Old School | Complete 10 retro Warp Zones |
| Retro Rampage | Complete all 20 retro Warp Zones |
| Salt Boy | Complete World 3 without dying |
| Seneca Falls | Beat the dark world Cotton Alley |
| Suffragette | Beat the light world Cotton Alley |
| The Bootlicker | Unlock Jill |
| The Commander | Unlock Commander Video |
| The End | Beat the light world |
| The Fly Guy | Unlock Flywrench |
| The Jump Man | Unlock Ogmo |
| The Kid | Unlock The Kid |
| The Real End | Beat the dark world |
| Vx6 | Unlock Captain Viridian (90 bandages) |
| Well look at you | Unlock Tofu Boy (via a cheat code) |
| Wood Boy | Complete World 1 without dying |
| ^**5%_=+12 | Complete Level -4 |
