10 Best Christmas Games

This past Monday, a shopping mall local to me put up its Christmas tree and held its official lightup ceremony. No fucking joke. Nearly a week before even Halloween, the Christmas tree was going up. They're competing for your attention, and I cannot let them win. Two can play at this game, shopping mall! This Halloween, we bring you the best Christmas games of all time.

In related news, I sometimes yell "Christmas creep!" when I'm angry or surprised or frustrated or it's fucking Halloween while "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" plays on the loudspeakers in public places.