To Create the perfect player:
Go to Create a Player. Enter "Nothing Can" as a first name, "Save" as a last name, and "You" as a college. All the player's attributes should be 99. You can change the player's name when finished if desired.
Go to Create a Player. Enter "Micro" as the first name and "Man" as the last name. Your new player should be very small....
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