| Alderman (25) |
Clear the Ptolemy, Floyd, and Daisy Challenges |
| Also-Ran (20) |
20 Team-ups with the person in 4th place |
| Animal's Choice (50) |
Finish the single player game without losing a round |
| Ballot Ballet (20) |
Claim all Wells in a game of “Clam in Every Pot” |
| Banzai (20) |
Survive an event where all other characters die |
| Bear Necessity (10) |
Win Hedwig Recount Challenge |
| Button Masher (20) |
Claim all buttons in a game of Othello |
| Clam Digger (50) |
Go for 60 seconds holding 20 clams |
| Comeback Kid (25) |
10 games after not 1st within 10 seconds of game over |
| Concerned Citizen (5) |
Unlock all Attack ads |
| Couch Potato (5) |
Unlock all Commercials |
| Creditor (20) |
Watch the credits all the way through |
| Cursive (20) |
Win 10 games using 5 or more curses per game |
| Da Bomb (20) |
Punch 20 bombs |
| Dark Horse (25) |
Win 10 games after 4th place at halfway point |
| Diplomat (30) |
Go 60 seconds without throwing a punch and not dying |
| Educated Voter (5) |
Unlock all Campaign Ads |
| For the Animals (45) |
Finish the single player game |
| Globetrotter (15) |
Unlock all Maps |
| I Get Around (20) |
Team up with every character |
| Litter Bug (20) |
Claim all Yardsigns in a game of Yardsigns |
| New Coat of Paint (10) |
Win Santo Recount Challenge |
| Non Stop Party (10) |
Win Ptolemy Recount Challenge |
| Now Now Now (10) |
Win Bean Recount Challenge |
| Pacifist (50) |
Win a round without throwing a punch |
| Party Animal (10) |
Win once with every character |
| Passing Wind (25) |
Survive being pursued by the cloud for three minutes |
| Platytude (10) |
Win Daisy Recount Challenge |
| Player Hater (20) |
Kill any character's rival 25 times using that |
| Policy Wonk (5) |
Unlock all Debates |
| Positive Campaigner (75) |
Win a 3 round campaign without throwing a punch |
| Prime Candidate (20) |
Win a multiplayer game in every gametype |
| Pro Simian (10) |
Win Crackers Recount Challenge |
| Representative (35) |
Clear the the challenges for Toshiro, Hedwig, Bean, Moxie |
| Saline Solution (10) |
Win Toshiro Recount Challenge |
| Senator (40) |
Clear the Murgatroyd and Santo challen |
| Silent Majority (10) |
Win Murgatroyd Recount Challenge |
| Some Friend (20) |
Betray 25 teamups |
| Sound Mind (10) |
Win Floyd Recount Challenge |
| Team Player (20) |
Win 10 games while teamed up |
| The Chosen One (25) |
Finish all recount challenges without losing a round |
| Top Dog (20) |
Win a game of frontrunner without allowing anyone else to be frontrunner |
| Tourist (10) |
Get your first piece of Flair |
| Untouchable (25) |
Block 10 attacks in a Row |
| Whiff of Change (10) |
Win Moxie Recount Challenge |
| World Leader (40) |
Win a multiplayer game on every map |
