Amazon Opens Android App Store, Makes Apple Angry

It was a bright sunny day in Cupertino today. All the apple employees were wearing their nicest black turtle necks and freshly dry-cleaned blue jeans. Suddenly, a booming voice came over the campus PA system.

"MOBILIZE, MOBILIZE!" Everyone began running in the same direction. Thousands poured into the large auditorium at Apple's south campus. Jobs was waiting.

"Amazon has opened an App Store! Lawsuits! LAWSUITS ALL OF YOU!"

Panic engulfed the auditorium. The lawyers got on their cell phones, ran out the doors, and started forming heaps of paper work to bury Amazon in. The auditorium was left barren and silent except for one man, cackling.

"Goodbye, Amazon. It was nice knowing you…. NOT!"

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