Glory Holes, Steroids and Strippers: ESRB Rates Duke Nukem Forever

May 3, 2011

Duke Nukem is known for smoking cigars, guzzling beers and kicking lots and lots of ass. Oh, and plenty of nudity and sex. How could I forget that?

In the King's latest entry, Duke Nukem Forever, the ante is upped considerably in nearly every way. The ESRB's rating summary talks of everything from sex toys to steroid pills, even picking up fecal matter and throwing it at the wall. Nothing you wouldn't expect from Duke.

The summary is below, but we must warn you, there's spoilers and mature themes throughout. Now that we've successfully piqued your interest even more, check it out:

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