The Witcher 2 Gets A Naked Chick Calendar (So NSFW)

Anyone who's played the original Witcher knows one thing: Other than being a really fun game, it's full of sex. It puts BioWare and their little scenes of interplanetary intercourse and gay elf lovin' to shame. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a Japanese bootleg of it out there somewhere where all you do is go around gettin' it on with school girls, using those magic fingers on them or what have you.







So is makes perfect sense that when the Russian publisher of the Witcher 2 decided to make a calendar for the game, that they'd throw a naked model posing as Triss Merigold in there. Because just about everybody in the world loves boobies. 

Ukrainian model Klodi Monsoon is the brave girl bearing all in these pics and video (BTW epic nude model posing for a calendar shoot music in the vid), and if you like what you see you can check out more of her at her deviantart page. Honestly though, I don't know why I'm even bothering to write all this stuff when more than likely everyone who clicked on this post just went straight for the nude pics.

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