Nintendo shows no respect for my wallet with Animal Crossing-themed Switch

By Paul Tamburro

Nintendo has displayed a flagrant disrespect for my savings account with its new Animal Crossing-themed Switch, which will allow me to further express my excitement for Animal Crossings: New Horizons by purchasing a third Nintendo Switch I don’t need, burning $299.99 on some pastel Joy-Cons because I have zero self-control.

The new Animal Crossing: New Horizons Switch console features blue and green Joy-Cons, a dock with Tommy, Timmy, and Tom Nook, and further Animal Crossing-themed detail on the console itself. A carry case and screen protector maintaining the same theme will also be sold separately.

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2020 is already set to be an expensive year. The PS5 and Xbox Series X are around the corner, so many will be making the upgrade to next-gen along with purchasing whatever launch games they offer. So Nintendo, please, can you not do this? Most of us cannot afford this extravagant purchase right now, but at the same time, if I don’t have it then I shall die.

Take a look at the Animal Crossing-themed Switch below:

The new Switch will be available to purchase on March 13, 2020, ahead of Animal Crossing: New Horizons‘s launch on March 20.

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Animal Crossing-themed Switch

  • The most perfect Switch dock ever?

    The most perfect Switch dock ever?
    This is a rhetorical question. Of course it is.

  • Pastel green and blue Joy-Cons

    Pastel green and blue Joy-Cons
    I want to waggle these things until my arms are no longer capable of waggling.

  • Animal Crossing Switch theme

    Animal Crossing Switch theme
    If I don't own this Switch, I'll never be happy again.

  • Just. Look. At. It.

    Just. Look. At. It.
    I mean, come on.

  • Carry case and screen protector

    Carry case and screen protector
    These are sold separately, which means I'm going to need to SPEND MORE MONEY.
Paul Tamburro
Paul Tamburro

Paul Tamburro is the Director of Content at Evolve Media.

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