There’s a word for people who can’t get enough of a good thing – crazy. And if you haven’t had enough Street Fighter by now, you should be locked up. Seriously.
However, if you’re already in the loony bin and dying for more Ryu, we have great news. More Street Fighter recently came out for the Xbox in Capcom’s, ugh, new Street Fighter Anniversary Collection. So take your pills, throw some feces, and get ready for more of the same.
The Anniversary Collection includes two main gameplay modes:
Hyper Street Fighter II (a blend of Street Fighter II, Street
Fighter II Championship Edition, Street Fighter
II Turbo, Super Street Fighter II, and Super
Street Fighter II Turbo) and a port of Street
Fighter III: Third Strike, which appeared back in 1999 on the Dreamcast.
Hyper Street Fighter II is thinner than Dhalsim on the Atkins
Diet. There is no
kooky plot to explain the fusion of the five games, and the menus and intros
are the definition of budget.
Once you begin a game and enter the Character Select screen, you are asked to
choose from one of the five game types. You’ll then be able to
choose from any character in that particular game, which means two players
can fight as two characters from two totally different Street
While it kind of makes sense to include both Championship
Edition and Turbo due to the old Genesis/SNES rivalry,
only the biggest uber nerds could take a Pepsi challenge with these two games
and not fail miserably, because they’re basically identical. The same goes for Super
SF II and Super SF II Turbo. For practical purposes,
these five games wind up feeling like three.
Which is a shame, because matching up Street Fighter characters from various titles is an interesting concept that seems to build on the idea introduced in the Vs. titles. I mean, how cool would it be to own someone playing Strider from Marvel
Vs. Capcom with the original Ken? Instead, you get to kick T. Hawk’s ass with Blanka, or destroy everybody with the ultra-cheap Cammy.
there are some interesting balance issues to take into account as the effectiveness
of various moves wax and wane in different games. For example, in the original
Street Fighter II, Blanka’s jumping fierce is pretty unstoppable,
whereas in Super Street Fighter II Turbo it’s been toned down considerably.
These factors especially come into play during matches against the CPU. Although
the AI is extremely cunning in Hyper Street Fighter II, the weird balancing
issues present the player with a ton of options. Super
Street Fighter II Turbo‘s
Bison can do nothing against the original Blanka, even though he’s lethal against
any other Super Street Fighter II Turbo character. As a result, if you switch up characters
and play modes, you’ll occasionally be able to find a combination that is unstoppable
against your current opponent.
Even though Hyper Street Fighter II isn’t nearly as ambitious as we would have liked, Capcom was smart enough to include all the portraits, sounds, and endings for every character in all five games. At least they got that part right.
Street Fighter Anniversary Collection also comes with a fully
intact version of Street
Fighter III: Third Strike. While it’s the most balanced of the three Street
Fighter III games, it came out in 1999 and just isn’t a very exciting
addition. The game is essentially like all the other Street
with a parrying system and many new characters, all of whom are equipped with
unique abilities and brutal Super Art moves.
The parrying system is easy to understand but difficult to master. If you push forward just before a high attack lands or down just before a low attack lands, you will parry the attack and have an opportunity to counter. The counter can be any move in your arsenal, although you only have a brief window in which to execute it before your opponent recovers.
Street Fighter II nor Street Fighter III: Third Strike does
anything remotely interesting graphically; unsurprising when you consider that
these games have barely grown at all visually in fifteen years. Third
Strike is the best looking Street Fighter game to come
out in the last four years, but only because the Capcom vs SNK games
have had terrible character models. The music in Hyper Street Fighter is
some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a Street
Fighter game. Even Yanni would be ashamed.
The only real plus for the Xbox version of Street Fighter Anniversary Collection is the fact that it is playable online. Now you and other obsessive-compulsive maniacs from around the world can hop on the interweb and bask in your shared psychosis. There aren’t any real lag issues and jumping into a match is easy, although there are definitely times when it seems like no one is playing this game.
If you dig around the Options menu, you’ll find the full Street
Fighter 2 animated movie. And then you’ll change the difficulty level
and leave the Options menu, because you saw the animated movie ten years ago,
and it was lame.
A deep love of all things Street Fighter doesn’t actually mean you’re crazy, but it can make you that way, especially if it causes you to buy this mediocre package of fighting-game gristle. Yes, it’s online, and yes, it’s still Street Fighter, but by now that doesn’t mean much, as there have been about 100 Street Fighter titles released in the last ten years. This is definitely another one.