Simpsons: Hit and Run, The Review

Simpsons: Hit and Run, The Info


  • N/A


  • 1


  • Vivendi


  • Radical Entertainment

Release Date

  • 11/30/1999
  • Out Now


  • GameCube



There are a few natural laws in the video game universe, and one set of them I

like to call í¢â‚¬Å“The Rules of Suck.í¢â‚¬?

1) Army Men games will most likely suck.

2) Most games based on movies will suck.

3) Any game based on The Simpsons will suck.

Recent years have seen these rules bend slightly. Army

is a passable game. Tron 2.0

is pretty good, in fact. But up until now, Rule #3 has held hard and fast.


I get a ton of reader mail, yes, the arcade Simpsons game from Konami was good,

albeit a little strange. But with Simpsons

, Simpsons Skateboarding, Simpsons Bowling, Simpsons

Road Rage
, Bartí¢â‚¬â„¢s Nightmare (known as Bart no Fushigi na Yume

no Daibouken
in Japan) and numerous others, ití¢â‚¬â„¢s easy to lose track of that

entertaining arcade game. Why didní¢â‚¬â„¢t they just port that to one of the home

consoles instead of the rest of that crap?

In any case, Rule #3 has finally been broken, and the perpetrator takes the

form of The Simpsons: Hit and Run, a fun, open-ended Simpsons game chock

full of geeky references and excellent humor. In the vein of other recent Simpsons

software, Hit and Run takes an existing game and modifies it

for the Simpsons universe. Many people have referred to this game as Grand

Theft Auto: Simpsons
, and the description is very apt. Though not as polished

as the game it is based on, great writing and decent level design make this

easily the best Simpsons game ever. Of course, it helps if you say that last

line in your best Comic Book Guy accent.

The gameplay is exactly what youí¢â‚¬â„¢d expect from a GTA 3 clone. You get

missions by talking to different characters scattered around each level. There

are Story Missions, Race Missions and Bonus Missions, which you can play in

any order. Unlike GTA 3, you caní¢â‚¬â„¢t actually kill anybody in Springfield,

no matter how much Ned Flanders deserves it. Thereí¢â‚¬â„¢s even a Bonus Game that

you unlock by collecting special cards in the game, which plays a lot like Championship

and is a nice way to add a little multiplayer to a game that otherwise

wouldní¢â‚¬â„¢t have it.

You play as one of five characters: Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, and Apu. Why

Apu? Well, if you had octuplets,

youí¢â‚¬â„¢d do anything you could to get out of the house. The game is a linear one,

with each character starring in a collection of missions set in one giant level


The story is rather convoluted and involves cameras, surveillance vans and

an old billionaire who yearns to destroy the sun (I wonder who that could be).

The story unfolds in proper Simpsons fashion, with plenty of things going on

that have absolutely nothing to do with the central plot. Mr.

, anyone?

The reason the story is so good is that they actually got writers from the

show to work on this game. To top it off, they even got all the voice actors

to record TONS of new dialogue. From Barney to Ralph Wiggum, everyone sounds

perfect. Though some of the audio events do get repetitive, the overall sound

is fantastic.

As are the Simpsons references. As an avid fan, Ií¢â‚¬â„¢ve

seen every single episode
, so recognizing the solid gold house or the billboards

touting the wonders of venison were easy as floor pie. The references are so

plentiful that I found myself occasionally pulling Comic Book Guy moments: í¢â‚¬Å“No,

the house across from the Simpsons is bigger, as seen in Season 7, Episode 3F09:

Two bad neighbors, when George Bush moves in across the street and Disco Stu

makes his first appearance!í¢â‚¬?

I caní¢â‚¬â„¢t believe I just wrote that.


references arení¢â‚¬â„¢t just in the locations, either. Numerous areas have events

that youí¢â‚¬â„¢ve seen in episodes. From Frostilicus hanging out in the Kwik-E-Mart

freezer to the Flanders clan hiding in their bomb shelter, fans will be greatly

rewarded for exploration. In addition, different cars and character outfits

from the series can be bought at different locations, allowing you to relive

your favorite Simpsons moments. This, of course, meant the first thing I bought

was Homerí¢â‚¬â„¢s muumuu. I mean, I didní¢â‚¬â„¢t want to look like a freak.

Still, not everything is rosy in Springfield, as The Simpsons: Hit and

does have its issues. Basing a game on GTA 3 means that comparisons

are inevitable. Unfortunately, The Simpsons: Hit and Run just can’t hold

up to the aforementioned blockbuster.

Obviously the voices get a bit repetitive, but the gameplay gets repetitive

as well, at times following GTA so closely that it gets awkward.

Instead of jacking cars, you hitch rides. You can get out and run around on

foot as much as you like, but beating people up (or running them over) only

manages to raise your í¢â‚¬Ëœwantedí¢â‚¬â„¢ meter. If that tops out, the cops appear from

out of nowhere and chase you down. After a while theyí¢â‚¬â„¢ll go away, but even if

they catch you, ití¢â‚¬â„¢s no big deal í¢â‚¬” you just lose some coins, which are incredibly

easy to come by.

As the game goes on, you feel like youí¢â‚¬â„¢re doing the same thing over and over,

just with different characters. The humor does hold up throughout the game and

it tends to cover up the redundancy, but the lack of gameplay innovation really

does hurt this game.

The lack of polish hurts it, too. In all three console versions (which are

identical), A.I. glitches aren’t uncommon and the on-foot camera tends to get

persnickety. The game looks and plays better while driving. The graphics are

pretty good throughout with the Xbox version boasting the best of the three,

though it’s a little freaky watching the 2D Simpsons wander around in 3D. But

it really looks like Springfield, and it’s cool getting to see the world come

to life. Finally fans can get a handle on the town geography.

So though ití¢â‚¬â„¢s nothing you havení¢â‚¬â„¢t seen before, The Simpsons Hit and Run

takes a known gameplay setup and gives it the proper Simpsons touch. Full of

humor for all and geeky references for some, this is a solid game thatí¢â‚¬â„¢s sure

to entertain. For the avid fan, this game is a definite winner, while for the

rest of you it makes a fine rental. It might not be as good as BoneStorm,

but it’s way better than Lee Carvallo’s

Putting Challenge.