More like, “Leak 4 Dead 3-R.”

Are you 4 real?

A sequel is overdue, but Valve is seemingly allergic to the number three.

Did Valve finally learn to count to three? Probably not. Well, not yet.

A glance at what could have been.

Gaming is simply better with friends.

Feel old yet?

These definitely made us wet the bed. Allegedly.

Sounds suspiciously like Left 4 Dead 3.

Want Left 4 Dead 3? Give Battlefield 5 a shot.

Could it be?!

Coming in (probably) 2017.

Don’t worry, it doesn’t look like Valve has completely stepped out of the game development business in favor of its online marketplace. At least, not yet anyway.

Because we didn’t already know that Valve was working on more games or a new engine.

My guess is that Leon’s going to have thumb bitten off. Then maybe Coach will put on a really nice leather jacket.

Apparently!