| A Good Dam Fight | Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam | 
		
			| Air-Duke | Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club | 
		
			| Annihilation | Kill 100 aliens | 
		
			| Balls of Steel | Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP | 
		
			| Baron von Nukem | Shoot down 20 alien fighters | 
		
			| Beating the One-Eyed Worm | Defeat the Energy Leech | 
		
			| Big Guns, Big Ships | Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships | 
		
			| Bucket Head | Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign | 
		
			| Call Waiting | Listen to all phone messages | 
		
			| Come Get Some | Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty | 
		
			| Companion Barrel | Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop | 
		
			| Damn, I'm Good | Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty | 
		
			| Dead Useful | Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives | 
		
			| Drawrings | Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP | 
		
			| Duke Angry, Duke Smash! | Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids | 
		
			| Extermination | Kill 50 aliens | 
		
			| Flagon of Chuckles | Drink a beer in SP | 
		
			| Fork the Pork | Kill 6 aliens with the forklift | 
		
			| Freeze Well! | Kill 15 frozen aliens | 
		
			| Full Body Tourettes | Get knocked down 10 times | 
		
			| Gunslinger | Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign | 
		
			| He's Got a Hologram! | Use a Holoduke in SP | 
		
			| Hippy-Stomper | Foot stomp 12 aliens | 
		
			| I Am All That Is Man | Discover all ego cap rewards | 
		
			| I Need a Date | Look at every page of a calendar in SP | 
		
			| I Need a Towel | Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs | 
		
			| Judge, Jury, Executioner | Execute 20 aliens | 
		
			| Juiced | Take steroids in SP | 
		
			| Let's Rock | Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty | 
		
			| Lots of Whacking | Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club | 
		
			| Natural Disaster 3x | Kill 3 aliens at once | 
		
			| Nobody Likes a Whiner | Knock out the talent at the talk show | 
		
			| Noms | Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign | 
		
			| Not Bad for a Human | Defeat the Alien Queen | 
		
			| Nuclear Devastation | Kill 250 aliens | 
		
			| Octacide | Defeat the Octaking | 
		
			| On the Noggin' | Kill 30 aliens with headshots | 
		
			| One-Eyed Freak | Defeat the Cycloid | 
		
			| Party Animal | Drink all of the beers in the strip club | 
		
			| Pescaphobe | Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level | 
		
			| Piece of Cake | Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty | 
		
			| Pit Champion | Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas | 
		
			| Road Rage | Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck | 
		
			| Special Thanks | Watch the credits all the way through | 
		
			| Sticky Bomb Like You! | Put a Trip Mine on a live alien | 
		
			| Substance Abuser | Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP | 
		
			| Sunday, Black Sunday | Shoot down the blimp above the stadium | 
		
			| Tosser... in the Literal Sense | Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects | 
		
			| Trapper | Kill 10 aliens with trip mines | 
		
			| Turd Burglar | Find and steal a piece of poo |