By day, I'm a mild-mannered retail clerk. By night, I'm hunting aliens with that super hot blatantly gay Captain guy... oh, wait. We're talking about real life. My bad.Frankly, real life is startlingly dull and that's why I play far too many video games. It's how I make up for my depressing personal relationships.Oddly enough, I don't always like to feel like a cyborg, so I also enjoy reading and writing. My favorite books include American Gods, John Dies at the End, The Passage and House of Leaves.