Dancer (Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix, Gamecube) - How Mario came to be a dancer, the world may never truly know. But in DDR: Mario Mix, he gets to get his funk on, though it may be debatable just how much “funk” he has outside of the sweating he must be doing while “dancing
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rnI may not be much of a dancer myself, but I never did it for video game glory. You're just embarrassing yourself, fella.