| A-Lister (20) |
Complete all story missions in Sunnywood. |
| Apocalypse Right Now (90) |
Complete all Missions, Odd Jobs, Challenges, and unlock all Landing Zones. |
| Arc de Umph (10) |
Belleville - Throw a human above the Arc. |
| Barge Boomer (10) |
Belleville - Destroy the barges. |
| Belleville Beneficiary (20) |
Find all the Furon Nails in Belleville. |
| Big Fromage (30) |
Complete all story missions in Belleville. |
| Biochemist (25) |
Collect 1000000 Furon DNA. |
| Biologist (20) |
Collect 10000 Furon DNA. |
| Brain Surgeon (30) |
Collect 5000000 Furon DNA. |
| Carnie (20) |
Beat the Furon Librarian's high score in all of the Humania Games. |
| Crypto Sutra (90) |
Complete all Paths of Enlightenment. |
| DAHM Master (25) |
Find all 8 DAHMs. |
| Definitely Not in Kansas (10) |
Shen Long - Unleash the Tornadotron to throw tons of shipyard crates in the air. |
| Destroy All Humans! (20) |
Destroy 1,979 Humans. |
| Donut Holed (10) |
Sunnywood - Throw a civilian through the donut hole. |
| Fist Master (20) |
Use the Temporal Fist 75 times. |
| Fist of Furon (20) |
Destroy 15 Triads in Shen Long. |
| Flyswatter (20) |
Take down 100 airborne enemies with the Seeker Drones. |
| Furoball Dribbler (20) |
Bounce 100 humans with the Superballer. |
| Furon Commander (35) |
Complete all story missions on the 4th Ring of Furon. |
| Furon Factfinder (20) |
Find all the Lava Lamps on the 4th Ring of Furon. |
| Furon in the Sky (20) |
Liquify 100 buildings with the Death Ray. |
| Globeclotter (10) |
Sunnywood - Destroy several humans within 3 seconds with the globe. |
| High Roller (20) |
Complete all story missions in Las Paradiso. |
| Horticulturist (20) |
Feed 100 humans to the Venus Human Trap. |
| Massive Damage (20) |
Trash 500 vehicles. |
| Monkish Bowling (10) |
Shen Long - Use the bowling ball to bowl over at least 3 monks with a single throw. |
| Paradiso Pursuer (20) |
Find all the Furon Crash Test Dummies in Las Paradiso. |
| Pox's Apprentice (20) |
Complete half of the Odd Jobs in the game. |
| Pro-Pain (10) |
Las Paradiso - Shoot a Propane tank cluster to blow up a building. |
| Proctologist (20) |
Probe 100 humans with the Anal Probe. |
| Red Scare (35) |
Destroy 25 Red Nexosporidium Warriors on the 4th Ring of Furon. |
| Sacred Son of Arkvoodle (30) |
Activate all of the landing zones in every invasion site. |
| Shen Long Scout (20) |
Find all of Pox's Record Collection in Shen Long. |
| Shock Trooper (20) |
Shock 100 humans with the Zap-O-Matic. |
| Sleeps with the Fishes (20) |
Destroy 15 Mobsters in Las Paradiso. |
| Sunnywood Seeker (20) |
Find all the Furon Emperor Statues in Sunnywood |
| The 'Wood (10) |
Sunnywood - Destroy "SUNNY" on the Sunnywood sign . |
| The Emperor's Agent (40) |
Complete all odd jobs in the game. |
| The Francodyne Connection (25) |
Destroy 15 Francodyne Guards. |
| THQ 1138 (20) |
Destroy 15 Lunarian Thugs in Sunnywood. |
| Zen Master (25) |
Complete all story missions in Shen Long. |
