1,000,000aire! |
Earn $1000000 lifetime |
100,000aire! |
Earn $100000 lifetime |
500,000aire! |
Earn $500000 lifetime |
Back Taxes |
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73 |
Beast Master |
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC) |
Button Banger |
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds |
Consolation Prize |
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement |
Discover Gauntlet of Fire |
Find the very important gauntlet of fire |
DisOrDash |
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds |
DisorDat Destroyer |
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly |
DisOrDat Participation Award |
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds |
Film in Your Brain |
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC) |
Genius for a Day |
Score at least $30,000 over your average |
Great Crowd |
Laugh at a an easy joke |
It's Just More of This |
Finish an episode |
Jack Attack Dog |
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game |
Living in the Past |
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC) |
Mouth-Breather |
Achieve third-highest rating achievement |
My First Time |
Screw someone for the first time |
One Teat Short of an Udder |
Achieve second-highest rating |
Overconsumer |
Listen to all commercials after one episode |
Perfect Attendance |
Play episodes 1-73 |
Phatty |
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC) |
Quick-Draw McDumbass |
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times |
Slack Attack |
Get -$1 million on a jack attack |
Smelt the Roses |
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second |
Social Outcast |
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights |
Taking It from Behind |
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game |
The Game's Half Empty |
Play episodes 1-37 |
The Game's Half Full |
Play episodes 1-36 |
Turncoat |
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America |
Unicorn |
Achieve highest gamer rating |
Vidiot Savant |
Get every question right in an episode |