There are 7 Bronze Trophies, 4 Silver Trophies, and 1 Gold Trophy.
- Armed and dangerous! (Bronze) - Get the missiles from the shop! "Now's the time to strike back!"
- Bug tracker! (Silver) - Kill 500 bugs in the game! "Thanks for your help!"
- Fashion victim! (Bronze) - Have at least 10 face customisations. "Wow! All these fancy things!"
- Good Santa! (Bronze) - Find a secret gift. "You are gifted, sir!"
- Island master! (Bronze) - Open a gift sent from the Island "When you're the Boss, you have 365 birthdays."
- JACKPOT!! (Silver) - Win the $10,000 jackpot on the slot machines. "You won the Grand Prize!"
- Not a chicken! (Silver) - Clear 10 secondary missions. "You mission freak!"
- Pimp that wheel! (Bronze) - Get at least 5 wheel customisations. "You can ride for hours!"
- Superior Completion Skillz! (Gold) - Finish the game! "Congratulations! Thanks for your hard work!"
- Weapon Collector (Bronze) - Collect 8 weapons! "You got a full armoury!"