Sit Down

Studies show that when you run around unable to see, your chance of tripping over shit increases. This is especially true for people who:

1) Aren't used to being blind.

2) Can't see shit, but actually think they can.

That last one is dangerous to virtual reality gamers. That in mind, Sony is strongly advising that you sit the fuck down.

"Homie," they added.

[Parody based on real news by: VR Focus]