Shake, rattle and roll. Review

Disaster Report Info


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  • Agetec


  • Irem

Release Date

  • 01/01/1970
  • Out Now


  • PS2


Shake, rattle and roll.

The Bay Area has a certain shaky reputation. From the Great San Francisco Quake

of 1906 to the

recent 1989

jostle that collapsed a bridge and stopped a World Series, it feels like life

here is simply waiting for the other shoe to drop. Scientists predict that one

day, thousands of years from now, the entire West Coast will sink into the ocean.

I’ll be dead, so what me worry…but what of Johnny Liu Jr., Jr., Jr. III? Will

he be prepared?

So, here’s what I’m going to do for my future descendent. I’m going to shrink-wrap

my PS2 with the game Disaster Report. That way, he can get a palpable

sense of earthquake terror. Johnny Jr. 5 might even be able to appreciate

Disaster Report as an artistic relic!


as a game, Disaster Report could use some CPR.

Disaster Report is a survival horror game, but not of the traditional

ilk. No zombies, no dinosaurs, and no zombie-dinosaurs. This time you are running

from something you can’t run away from. Everywhere you run, it’s always there.


Keith Helms, a journalist, has traveled to the man-made Stiver Island to begin

his new job at the Town Crier. On his way there, an earthquake rocks the island,

crippling the metropolis and leaving Keith stranded on a collapsing bridge.

Keith must make his way to safety, or end up as another statistic.

In order to survive this adventure game, Keith must find objects and use them

to solve problems. At the same time, he must run away from falling debris. Remember

to duck and cover.

What I find most satisfying about this game is the refreshing sense of urgency.

The environments, in their crumbling erosion, feel like a real present day city.

At the height of an aftershock, the screen can completely turn on edge, as desks

and shelves slide away. It’s just plain eerie running from buildings crumbling

behind you or grabbing a ladder and watching as the ledge you were just on crashes

into the sea.

Unfortunately, the game succeeds more in its style than its gameplay. Keith

has two meters: a health meter and a thirst meter. If Keith doesn’t keep his

thirst replenished, he will start to lose health. Yet there are so many places

to get water, it becomes more of a chore than a panicked necessity. Maybe they

should have implemented a third meter that says how full of water he is. Oh,

the bathroom humor.


can run, climb, jump across holes, grab onto ledges and hoist himself up, like

a real world platforming star. The exploration and obstacle navigation remind

me of Ico, but it all feels overly scripted.

For example, there are times when you must give a girl a boost up onto a ledge.

Why only in those specific instances? Shouldn’t that work anywhere?

The game is on the short side at around 6 hours, but there are 7 possible

endings depending on the choices you make along the way. It’s a nice way to

beef up what’s initially a very quick experience.

Flat, solid colored planes, lightly detailed, depict huge cityscapes in an

average, utilitarian manner. The draw distance can sometimes extend far into

the horizon, adequately delivering a dying world. Through the slightly blurry

eye of the camera, there’s something dreamlike about it all.

Yet this style comes to an abrupt halt thanks to the absolutely horrible slowdown.

One minute, you are sauntering down a street, the next minute it grinds into

a painfully slow chug. It really kills the game.

Environmental noises and sounds, from blowing wind, rushing water, and smashing

concrete adds to the real world feeling. Some of the voices are fair, but the

lamer voices tend to stick out like a sore thumb, especially with the cheesy


As someone who champions the belief that video games can be art (personal

plug: check out the piece I have at this

online museum
), I can appreciate what Disaster Report is going for.

It flexes its muscles with artistic creativity, much like Ico and even

Rez before it. But those two were much, much stronger

in the gameplay department. Hopefully, disaster can strike again, as I’d love

to play a sequel that fixes the game’s problems.


Creative & artistic
Great sense of urgency
Multiple endings
Stupid water chores
On the easy side
Voices and cheesy dialogue