Pachter Gets Xbox Live Account Hacked

Maybe you don't like Michael Pachter. Maybe you had your own plans on how to show the sonofabitch what's what. Maybe you were thinking about hacking his Xbox Live account. Maybe you're too late. Maybe you're--

Urg, what the hell. I was talking. Can you let me run this show? I guess Pachter got his account stolen by a couple of hackers who probably just guessed his secret questions. I mean, how often did he even use his gamer--

OK, look, this isn't funny. Who's the author of this post any--

Whatever.

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